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She looks slutty

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"...crawled from ‘neath his mother’s bosom…."

I think he crawled from 'neath his mother's smelly ass, and it's still noticeable, even today.

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“You can take your anger issues and spend some time working on them, Mr. Speaker.”

Daaaaaaaaaamn, Megyn!

Seriously though, only in this presidential election would we have to hear exchanges like this on live TV.

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...voting?

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For sure. The Trumps' racially discriminatory renting practices should have been enough to disqualify Trump before his campaign even got off the ground.

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I thought that was Orwell.

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What was the name of that chap in Iraq? The one who was there saying 'we will kill all the invaders. They are all dying now' (I paraphrase from the original Arabic) and then 10 mins later, Iraq was all invaded?

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Baghdad Bob

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I used my mouth-yodeling skills to call all the newts to me. I am the newt yodeler. Fear me.

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OK you fixed it. Still too good for 'em. Maybe clubbing rats at the local landfill, not permitted to use firearms.

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fucking

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Your mating rituals are very appealing

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Thanks! I'm getting these weird memories of him when I watch these blokes bang on about how they're winning. I wonder* why that is?

*i don't really wonder. I'm being funny. Haha.

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That and "gaslighting." Trump's entire campaign from day 1 has been an exercise in gaslighting America — a technique that involves lying, then feigning outrage when caught.

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Yeah. I totally get where you're coming from.

Gingrich: But I can point out statistical anomallies in which Democratic turnout is losing ground compared to previous elections!

Kelly: But that ignores the overall picture that we're all seeing, which is that your candidate is sinking badly.

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Eeeewwwww. I did not need to think about that. Trigger warning next time, please.

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