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fuflans's avatar

yowza. i would not like to officially tie the knot with that family.

fuflans's avatar

schwarzenegger?

though i have been seriously wondering this very same thing. getting all the freaks out of the way before fall and let the dems get complacent.

fuflans's avatar

well i for one thoroughly enjoy abba and i love pulling up an abba playlist as it will inevitably offend my arty, intellectual, serious music friends and then we can have a real party.

now because of newt i can't do that anymore.

once again, republicans = we can't have nice things.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I may be totally wrong, but it should be Dancing Fool.

chascates's avatar

And for the last 3 years he's used 'Eye of the Tiger' as an entrance song to conservative blow-outs. iTunes list or GTFO.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

He probably just prefers the version from "Mamma Mia," which quite frankly just makes me hate him even more.

schmannity's avatar

Wow. Even Trump's fake campaign was more viable.

schmannity's avatar

Only problem with that plan: no such animal.

schmannity's avatar

Guess who has Martha Raye's Tangerine as his ringtone?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Of course. "Dancing Queen" is a real toe-tapper.

Fartknocker's avatar

Newt, a much more appropriate ringtone would be the Mary Chappin Carpenter song "Sometimes You're The Windshield, Sometimes You're The Bug." I think we all know which category you fall into.

Mahousu's avatar

All right, now Retro Day really has gone too far.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Throw some glitter on a guy and next you know he's an ABBA fan. Perhaps teh gheys <i>aren't</i> born that way after all.