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fuflans's avatar

yowza. i would not like to officially tie the knot with that family.

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fuflans's avatar

schwarzenegger?

though i have been seriously wondering this very same thing. getting all the freaks out of the way before fall and let the dems get complacent.

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fuflans's avatar

well i for one thoroughly enjoy abba and i love pulling up an abba playlist as it will inevitably offend my arty, intellectual, serious music friends and then we can have a real party.

now because of newt i can't do that anymore.

once again, republicans = we can't have nice things.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I may be totally wrong, but it should be Dancing Fool.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Name change: FLABBA

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chascates's avatar

And for the last 3 years he's used 'Eye of the Tiger' as an entrance song to conservative blow-outs. iTunes list or GTFO.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

He probably just prefers the version from "Mamma Mia," which quite frankly just makes me hate him even more.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

BeeGees or GTFO.

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schmannity's avatar

Wow. Even Trump's fake campaign was more viable.

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schmannity's avatar

Only problem with that plan: no such animal.

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schmannity's avatar

Guess who has Martha Raye's Tangerine as his ringtone?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Of course. "Dancing Queen" is a real toe-tapper.

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schmannity's avatar

The eyes have it.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Newt, a much more appropriate ringtone would be the Mary Chappin Carpenter song "Sometimes You're The Windshield, Sometimes You're The Bug." I think we all know which category you fall into.

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Mahousu's avatar

All right, now Retro Day really has gone too far.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Throw some glitter on a guy and next you know he's an ABBA fan. Perhaps teh gheys <i>aren't</i> born that way after all.

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