Are you psyched for the next seventeen months of presidential candidate news bytes? Remember, the first primary is still a summer and a fall and a winter away, and here's the kind of thing you're going to be seeing a lot, to fill the gaping news hole:
well i for one thoroughly enjoy abba and i love pulling up an abba playlist as it will inevitably offend my arty, intellectual, serious music friends and then we can have a real party.
now because of newt i can't do that anymore.
once again, republicans = we can't have nice things.
Newt, a much more appropriate ringtone would be the Mary Chappin Carpenter song "Sometimes You're The Windshield, Sometimes You're The Bug." I think we all know which category you fall into.
yowza. i would not like to officially tie the knot with that family.
schwarzenegger?
though i have been seriously wondering this very same thing. getting all the freaks out of the way before fall and let the dems get complacent.
well i for one thoroughly enjoy abba and i love pulling up an abba playlist as it will inevitably offend my arty, intellectual, serious music friends and then we can have a real party.
now because of newt i can't do that anymore.
once again, republicans = we can't have nice things.
I may be totally wrong, but it should be Dancing Fool.
Name change: FLABBA
And for the last 3 years he's used 'Eye of the Tiger' as an entrance song to conservative blow-outs. iTunes list or GTFO.
He probably just prefers the version from "Mamma Mia," which quite frankly just makes me hate him even more.
BeeGees or GTFO.
Wow. Even Trump's fake campaign was more viable.
Only problem with that plan: no such animal.
Guess who has Martha Raye's Tangerine as his ringtone?
Of course. "Dancing Queen" is a real toe-tapper.
The eyes have it.
Newt, a much more appropriate ringtone would be the Mary Chappin Carpenter song "Sometimes You're The Windshield, Sometimes You're The Bug." I think we all know which category you fall into.
All right, now Retro Day really has gone too far.
Throw some glitter on a guy and next you know he&#039;s an ABBA fan. Perhaps teh gheys <i>aren&#039;t</i> born that way after all.