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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

My level 45 irrelevangelist is riding his irrelephant!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yeah, I know. I was just using the science to make fun of Newty newt newt. Lol...like we need a study to tell us that newt is an unethical lying sack of dung.

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fuflans's avatar

this guy.

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PubOption's avatar

I assume that his full name is Newton, if it is, he should use his full name, for the gravitas.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hey...it was good enough for the Nazis.

"Between this and the "findings" on diet pop a couple of days ago, maybe we shouldn't fund science if people are too fucking stupid to practice it, interpret it or write about it. "

Poor deluded fella...science is no longer about discovery...it's about making the next blockbuster drug or consumer product.

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fuflans's avatar

can we get wonkette spin on murdoch crisis?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

that's just commie propaganda. We all know that the free market will run things efficiently. What Britain should do is lower corporate taxes and forbid lawsuits for any reason, but especially injuries.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well, for starters pretty much Newt does. I'll let the philosophers sort out the fine details.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Maybe with that funding of science, we can determine if Newt is a unethical doucebag once and for all: <a href="http://news.discovery.com/h..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.discovery.com/human/facial-bone-struc...">http://news.discovery.com/h...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The marshmallow human in his later years...

<a href="http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/4\/43\/Marshmallow_fluff.jpg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4...">http://upload.wikimedia.org...

Newt-In-A-Jar

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PsycWench's avatar

If he wants to draw people in, a better topic would involve Monday-morning quarterbacking the Casey Anthony trial.

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PsycWench's avatar

"Increased Funding for Brain <strike> Science</strike>.” "<strike>Increased </strike>Funding for Brain <strike> Science</strike>.” "<strike>Increased Funding for </strike>Brain <strike> Science.” </strike> Still too late </strike>

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PsycWench's avatar

Any audio that starts automatically is grounds for the death penalty IMHO.

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PsycWench's avatar

Republicans are famously supportive of science until it disagrees with one of their main tenets, so...yeah.

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