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Yes, as evidenced by this transcript: <i> GIRL: Will you love me forever?

BOY: I couldn't take it any longer Lord I was crazed And when the feeling came upon me Like a tidal wave I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave That I would love you to the end of time I swore that I would love you to the end of time!</i>

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Kind of a niche comment.

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Doesn't the existence of Newt Gingrich deflate that whole genre?

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Wait, what?

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I'm afraid to Google white horse prophesy,is that a real thing? Please say no.

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Oh, would that it were rare!

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They'll probably Restore Our Future Later

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Flash-frozen? Cryogenically preserved?

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Number Six did it better. He just asked a computer: "W. H. Y. Question Mark. Why?" It exploded.

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Bacon grease also makes the best biscuits.

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Rubber-lipped diamond-humper = computer screen coffee spew.

Oh well it needed some Cheetos crumb removal anyway.

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Once again we see why you have so much p.

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Ministry of Truth.

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I would also assign the ghost of Andrew Breitbart to Dick duty.

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or fresh wife material?

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Sure I can: GOP.

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