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Spurning Beer's avatar

Three words: Philadelphia Fucking MIssissippi.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Newt should return his doctorate in history to Tulane University if he's not planning on using it.

Spurning Beer's avatar

History Ph.D.s -- the real ones -- tend to take the longest time to earn, about 8-10 years, I've heard.

Newt got an M.A. and Ph.D. in six years, including a year he was teaching full time. In western Georgia.

David Barton's honorary Ph.D. from PCC was based on two years of Vacation Bible School.

[By the way, is there <i>really</i> a university in Arkansas?]

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=l7iVsdRbhnc" target="_blank">Opponents beware, opponents beware...he's coming, he's coming, he's coming...</a>

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Also opposed to the death penalty. Especially toward the end.

Spurning Beer's avatar

There is no "I" in "Newt."

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Those kids of yours are going to do just fine in whatever world we leave them.

With that said, there is no excuse for not trying to leave it better shape than we received it.

Mahousu's avatar

Nuh-uh. Check it out - John 21:11 - 153 fish, for only 7 of the apostles. That's better than 21 per.

Spurning Beer's avatar

My second job is two long blocks away from Pensacola Christian College. This town is so chock full of mentally unstable Christian fanatics that the Southern Baptist young-earth creationists are the moderates, relatively speaking. Beat-up cars have all-upper case bumper stickers with fire-and-brimstone bible quotes, or (my favorite): IF IT AIN'T KING JAMES IT AIN'T BIBLE.

The students from PCC I see walking off campus are gruesomely wholesome. The women are required to wear long skirts. Male-female physical contact is prohibited. The place has the culture of a madrassa, with academic rigor and open-mindedness to match.

An honorary Ph.D. from PCC is obviously a formidable credential for a historian.

Spurning Beer's avatar

"Because it's written, that's why."

Spurning Beer's avatar

Every Republican since 1968?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Yeah but I bet you didn't get an honorary MD either. They usually reserve those for barber-surgeons, specifically the guy or gal who shampoos your head with an awesome scalp massage.

The Quirk's avatar

JC was always talking about kings and how He was a King of Kings, so I bet He wouldn't be big on democracy, either.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Hey Barton, I had breakfast with Jesus this morning and he said that the poor need a helping hand not a slap in the face. Of course the son of a bitch left me with the bill but that’s my problem.

chascates's avatar

Shouldn't 'WallBuilders, an Evangelical organization devoted to breaking down the barrier between church and state,' be named 'WallRemovers'?