NEW YORK—So here is a thing that happened: Newt Gingrich said four preposterous things yesterday in the span of a single sentence . Let's parse it! "By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be American." Ok, first: a moon base! Which, right, is just patently ridiculous. But moving on:
Stephan LeGrange, <i>Food and Wine</i> Magazine. Question for Mr. Gingrich: Will the space airports have Cinnabon stores?
I don&#039;t think we&#039;ll be replacing whore diamonds with moon diamonds anytime soon.
They&#039;re grays...does that count?
They say I&#039;m only a paper newt Sailing over a lake of tea But it wouldn&#039;t be make-believe If you believed in me