I try to keep my phone in a buttoned shirt pocket.
When I go to the smallest room in the house, I leave it on the bed. I'm not going to answer the damn thing in there (unlike some women in an office building I used to work in who would just waltz into the ladies' room talking away) so why bring it?
Never go Full Gauche.
I saw "Tropic Thunder."
Try a bottle of Dr. Bonner's. You could survive a major bout of the flu reading that thing. Longer than "War and Peace."
WADR you might want to re-write that post.
Eeeuuwwh!
Cockographer for when someone photographs their junk
FUPAfone for when Newt does.
You kinda beat me to it. I was going to suggest if Ole Newt wanted Andy's gig he needs to grow his eyebrows.
And establish a history of intrepid war reporting.
I try to keep my phone in a buttoned shirt pocket.
When I go to the smallest room in the house, I leave it on the bed. I'm not going to answer the damn thing in there (unlike some women in an office building I used to work in who would just waltz into the ladies' room talking away) so why bring it?
Locked in.
I was on Page 2 when I figured it out...Maybe "Flying Chinese Worker?" Too soon?
Shiny.
I think you meant to say "Bob Dole calls those things Bob Doles".
What, are you gonna anathematize him?
Somebody mentioned the Euro "handy". There's also "moby".
Horselover Fat LIBEL!
I dunno, whenever I use mine that way, it's my hand does all the work...
I call mine a Not Very Smart Phone...
although it is probably the operator.
Bat Phone!