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TundraGrifter's avatar

Never go Full Gauche.

I saw "Tropic Thunder."

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Try a bottle of Dr. Bonner's. You could survive a major bout of the flu reading that thing. Longer than "War and Peace."

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WADR you might want to re-write that post.

Eeeuuwwh!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Cockographer for when someone photographs their junk

FUPAfone for when Newt does.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

You kinda beat me to it. I was going to suggest if Ole Newt wanted Andy's gig he needs to grow his eyebrows.

And establish a history of intrepid war reporting.

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I try to keep my phone in a buttoned shirt pocket.

When I go to the smallest room in the house, I leave it on the bed. I'm not going to answer the damn thing in there (unlike some women in an office building I used to work in who would just waltz into the ladies' room talking away) so why bring it?

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Locked in.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I was on Page 2 when I figured it out...Maybe "Flying Chinese Worker?" Too soon?

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bobbert's avatar

Shiny.

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bobbert's avatar

I think you meant to say "Bob Dole calls those things Bob Doles".

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bobbert's avatar

What, are you gonna anathematize him?

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bobbert's avatar

Somebody mentioned the Euro "handy". There's also "moby".

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Horselover Fat LIBEL!

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Shypixel's avatar

I dunno, whenever I use mine that way, it's my hand does all the work...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I call mine a Not Very Smart Phone...

although it is probably the operator.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Bat Phone!

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