Newt Gingrich is really puzzled, you guys! Seems the smartest, most-forward thinking politician of our time (and former actor – note that that is his actual size) has a giant confuzzle about what exactly to call these newfangled high-powered phone things that are so much more than a phone. Just look at them! It is not just that you can make calls with these phones. You can also take pictures, shoot videos, check email, watch bukkake porn, play video games, update your Twitter and Facebook statuses, find anonymous sex partners within a hundred feet of your current location, do your taxes, watch bukkake porn, calculate a restaurant tip, locate the nearest methadone clinic, start up your car remotely like Knight Rider, pilot a drone to blow up a Pakistani wedding, watch bukkake porn, and did we mention the bukkake porn? The 21st century – it’s just like they always said it would be at those world fairs!
I try to keep my phone in a buttoned shirt pocket.
When I go to the smallest room in the house, I leave it on the bed. I'm not going to answer the damn thing in there (unlike some women in an office building I used to work in who would just waltz into the ladies' room talking away) so why bring it?
Never go Full Gauche.
I saw "Tropic Thunder."
Try a bottle of Dr. Bonner's. You could survive a major bout of the flu reading that thing. Longer than "War and Peace."
WADR you might want to re-write that post.
Eeeuuwwh!
Cockographer for when someone photographs their junk
FUPAfone for when Newt does.
You kinda beat me to it. I was going to suggest if Ole Newt wanted Andy's gig he needs to grow his eyebrows.
And establish a history of intrepid war reporting.
I try to keep my phone in a buttoned shirt pocket.
When I go to the smallest room in the house, I leave it on the bed. I'm not going to answer the damn thing in there (unlike some women in an office building I used to work in who would just waltz into the ladies' room talking away) so why bring it?
Locked in.
I was on Page 2 when I figured it out...Maybe "Flying Chinese Worker?" Too soon?
Shiny.
I think you meant to say "Bob Dole calls those things Bob Doles".
What, are you gonna anathematize him?
Somebody mentioned the Euro "handy". There's also "moby".
Horselover Fat LIBEL!
I dunno, whenever I use mine that way, it's my hand does all the work...
I call mine a Not Very Smart Phone...
although it is probably the operator.
Bat Phone!