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Callista: "Good morning!" Newt: "Huh? Oh... umm... (checks the calendar), good morning... (checks his diary) ah ... Callista?"

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I never give anything more than a Chevy ... maybe a Buick, if the guy's got a good patter.

Chris Grrr's avatar

The 'Dancing Queen' ringtone is making more sense.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Don't tell me what to say Don't tell me what to do

102415's avatar

Donald Trump's daughter. Look it up sheeple!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Folks who have breakfast at Wal*Mart aren't going to vote for a joker who has breakfast at Tiffany's.

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Pretty much all you need to know about Mr. Gingrich is that for the last fifteen years his first name has been "Former."

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Well, yeah, they <u>ought</u> to be. How's that relevant, again?

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He must have a book in the works. Or a show at Faux News, if he doesn't already have one.

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Well, it's a whole lot more subtle than a bagful of uncut diamonds.

For tax purposes, an interest-free loan is income. The IRS might find it of considerable, err, interest.

PsycWench's avatar

I thought there was an underlined space labelled "her name here".

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Mine, for example, would be removing the gun from one of my children's heads. Not my own...I think I'd rather die.

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He bought a very nice engagement ring there. It's inscribed "To Whom It May Concern."