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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

Callista: "Good morning!" Newt: "Huh? Oh... umm... (checks the calendar), good morning... (checks his diary) ah ... Callista?"

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

I never give anything more than a Chevy ... maybe a Buick, if the guy's got a good patter.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

The 'Dancing Queen' ringtone is making more sense.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Don't tell me what to say Don't tell me what to do

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102415's avatar

Donald Trump's daughter. Look it up sheeple!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Folks who have breakfast at Wal*Mart aren't going to vote for a joker who has breakfast at Tiffany's.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Pretty much all you need to know about Mr. Gingrich is that for the last fifteen years his first name has been "Former."

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

Well, yeah, they <u>ought</u> to be. How's that relevant, again?

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

He must have a book in the works. Or a show at Faux News, if he doesn't already have one.

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

Well, it's a whole lot more subtle than a bagful of uncut diamonds.

For tax purposes, an interest-free loan is income. The IRS might find it of considerable, err, interest.

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PsycWench's avatar

I thought there was an underlined space labelled "her name here".

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PsycWench's avatar

Mine, for example, would be removing the gun from one of my children's heads. Not my own...I think I'd rather die.

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He bought a very nice engagement ring there. It's inscribed "To Whom It May Concern."

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

People do funny things when they've got a bad Koch habit.

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