In the wake of the disappearance of an EgyptAir plane yesterday, serial adulterer and author of Rediscovering God In America Newt Gingrich stopped by Fox News to have a chat about how to stop all the terrorism that has not yet been proven to be behind the plane's disappearance.
Sharia law is good when applied to Christian Republicans. Before these idiots complain about it, they need to read a history book or three. They were once great believers in barbaric punishment. Those who support The Donald still are.
Protons and anti-protons are why Peter, Ray, Egon and Winston have to turn their proton packs on the walking pile of marshmallows that is Newt.
Now I'm going to need brain bleach.
Now that price is too fuckin' high!
I prefer to think of her as the costumed Martian in Mars Attacks!.
Who the f*** is Newt Gingrich?
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Mention Gnut and Jody appears. How does that work? Leakage from the Griftosphere?
I thought "right wing politicians" and "REALLY STUPID" meant the same thing.
Someone is trying really hard for that coveted VP slot.
Sharia law is good when applied to Christian Republicans. Before these idiots complain about it, they need to read a history book or three. They were once great believers in barbaric punishment. Those who support The Donald still are.
Did each require two toilets??
They'll understand why comments aren't allowed here.
In the Mediterranean? Hmm, must be on vacation.
And this is why I'd rather drive to LA than fly. And yes, I've done it twice.
There must be a Titan III left in inventory to get him there. Just put some tape over the 'not man-rated' stencil and we're good to go.
Unfortunately for this proposed test, Bernie would have to respond in the affirmative to the first three.
Gonna need more lift than that to get him into orbit.