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Protons and anti-protons are why Peter, Ray, Egon and Winston have to turn their proton packs on the walking pile of marshmallows that is Newt.

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Now I'm going to need brain bleach.

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Now that price is too fuckin' high!

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I prefer to think of her as the costumed Martian in Mars Attacks!.

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Who the f*** is Newt Gingrich?

prt

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Mention Gnut and Jody appears. How does that work? Leakage from the Griftosphere?

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I thought "right wing politicians" and "REALLY STUPID" meant the same thing.

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Someone is trying really hard for that coveted VP slot.

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Sharia law is good when applied to Christian Republicans. Before these idiots complain about it, they need to read a history book or three. They were once great believers in barbaric punishment. Those who support The Donald still are.

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Did each require two toilets??

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They'll understand why comments aren't allowed here.

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In the Mediterranean? Hmm, must be on vacation.

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And this is why I'd rather drive to LA than fly. And yes, I've done it twice.

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There must be a Titan III left in inventory to get him there. Just put some tape over the 'not man-rated' stencil and we're good to go.

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Unfortunately for this proposed test, Bernie would have to respond in the affirmative to the first three.

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Gonna need more lift than that to get him into orbit.

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