Historical novels aren’t like those Important Must-Read Books about getting divorced in Connecticut or that time your grandparents died. They imply that other times, other places, other ways of being, people who are in many ways QUITE DIFFERENT from yourself might be interesting and worth reading about, sometimes even
Didn't Martha Washington become a tireless advocate for the veterans of the Continental Army who had a terrible time getting the pensions they were promised out of the government? Those goddamn socialists!
The same one used to drive the hussy out of camp.
Only Newt would view getting laid for the first time in a year and a half after being in prison as an "unmitigated disaster".
We were raving lunatics crazed by hunger, wood alcohol and the leavings from rum distillery...and we LIKED IT!
Sadly, this will appear in the Texas history books....the Brits were routed by a 1970 Dodge Charger.
That is some fowl writtin'.
Any scrivener who pens "unmitigated disaster" knows that "hussy" is always preceded by "brazen."
Meanwhile, of course Gen. Lee was in "his" cups. Whose cups should he be in? Did they even have jock straps back then?
My car's name is Specific Lee
Didn't Martha Washington become a tireless advocate for the veterans of the Continental Army who had a terrible time getting the pensions they were promised out of the government? Those goddamn socialists!
And Martha was the revolutionary war version of Snooki?
This is why we know General Lee as the Father of Four Loko.
No offense? Well then, take a bath you stinky cheese eater. Oh, btw...Newt sucks, also.