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<i>Do you think you are going to see two pages on Obama’s Muslim friends?</i>

I think somebody wishes <i>he</i> had Muslim friends. Or pretty much <i>any</i> friends. Sorry, Newt. It's not happening. It's not them - it's you.

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Crybaby gonna cry.

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I don't think he's ever been more than a legend in his own mind.

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Thank you! That was GREAT!

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I haz a sad that he's now in my media market :(

Sanchez better perform well enough this season to keep Tebow off the frickin' field. It'll be even more annoying to have to continue to support them if godboy's the QB than it was when Brett Favre was txting pictures of his schlong to team staff.

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<em>*assuming the reporter could finish this part of the hypothetical without giggling to death</em>

Better not give that job to Anderson Cooper...

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Facts are stubborn things. That's why Fox, Rush and Glenn have found an easier path.

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All these years I've had it backwards.

I thought the Bible worried about us.

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I love the goat. He's so much more intelligent than his goat-fucking friend Newt.

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Easy for you. Your avatar can actually hear those dog whistles.

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<i>"...consistently apologizing to Islam..."</i>

Apologizing to the Muslim <i>people</i> Newtron. Some of whom are voters. In this country!

Anyway, it's funny* how the wingers are ready to lock up people who burn the flag ... and use burning the Constitution to "artistically" represent how offended they are about Obama's Presidency ... yet are mystified that Muslims would not care to have the Koran burned. _______________________ * not funny "ha ha", funny "stupid"

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Word for word, you beat me to it!

I've learned here on Wonkette to always read all the Comments first. No more jinx!

High or otherwise.

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He's turned more pages than Mark Foley.

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