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TundraGrifter's avatar

DaRooster:

He's so big and slow, I don't think even his refrigerator is running.

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jqheywood's avatar

Points for "huckle buckle"!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

It's time to put the elephant in it?

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>Those Tiffany bills won't pay themselves. </i> I don't know, considering that he had a credit balance in excess of $500,000 with Tiffany's for several years, and yet apparently does not anymore, perhaps they did.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

jqheywood:

"...we'll do the Huckle Buckle 'til the wagon comes."

- "Gimmie a Pigfoot, And A Bottle of Beer" - Bessie Smith

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I wonder if she has any tattoos. If so where and what?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Depends .... is "Newt" short for Neutron?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Or maybe just "pack" his "trunk".

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Partner him with Nancy Grace and it would be like watching two hippos doing the huckle buckle.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Newt's problem is that no one has taken him seriously since the mid-1990's. He's been toast since his own party threw his big white ass out of office.

Now, he can still go on ClusterFox and have those losers pretend anything he says is relevant. Sheer uh "Am i uh An Idiot?" uh InSannity can suck up to him and keep asking when is he going to run for President. But that's not real life.

He can write crappy books full of lies about American history, and unreadable fiction, and give speeches no body cares about, and make money from Newt Inc. but the fact remains there is no there there.

On another note, you gotta love another conservative playing the victim card. Jon Stewart nailed it! The lamestream media is worthless - bypassed by the "New Media" and ClusterFox. Unless, of course, the right wing nutz need somebody to blame, in which case "the liberal media" is the most powerful public opinion engine on the planet.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

This is one of those times in life where if you have to ask the question, you already know the answer.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Physics phenomena for the win

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Can a nonexistent person run for president?"

Why not? We've already had a parade of empty suits on the ticket.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Ah, Newtie. From "Who's Who", to "Who's That?". Couldn't happen to a more deserving douch nozzle.

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fuflans's avatar

hurry up and get out of the race newt, shelley and santorum need your loser position.

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