Is Newt Gingrich getting a little jealous over Donald Trump loving Mike Pence more than him? MAYBE! Perhaps that is why, last night, he got on the teevee with Mike Huckabee and promoted a very Trumpian (Trump-esque? Trumpish?) counterterrorism plan in light of the attack in Nice, France.
You may be right, but which sky daddy got more action? ;) Serious props to you though. I was making fun, but I didn't know that the Greeks actually LITERALLY had a God of Dick!
Speaking of that movie, Rep. Kevin McCarthy will be speaking at the convention. All these people are the sort of people about whom the original version of that movie (starring the other Kevin McCarthy) warned us.
You may be right, but which sky daddy got more action? ;) Serious props to you though. I was making fun, but I didn't know that the Greeks actually LITERALLY had a God of Dick!
I want to test Newtered Grinch to see if he isn't the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Are you referring to that famous rap artist, MC Esher?
Speaking of that movie, Rep. Kevin McCarthy will be speaking at the convention. All these people are the sort of people about whom the original version of that movie (starring the other Kevin McCarthy) warned us.
He wasnt relevant then either, he was just made fun of on Saturday Night Live a bit more.
The GOP's laser-like focus on the 2nd amendment has apparently made them forgot about all the other ones.
Just...wow.
Sadly, not very difficult.
They're just as selective when it comes to the Bible, believe that.
So Newtie--can I call you Newtie?---Will you have yourself tested to see if you support Roman Catholic canon law?
Episcopalians for supporting their canon law?
Lutherans if they support the Book of Concord?
Methodists if they support the Book of Discipline (oooh...kinky!)
Presbyterians if they support church orders?
Jains if they support the Vardhamana Niti and Ashana Niti?
Jews if they support halacha?
Hindus if they support Dharmasastra?
Buddhists if they support Paimokkha?
Those are not one iota different from Sharia, you bigoted piece of stupid filth.
Now wait a minute...
I can doez the al-jabr real good!
The Jews even have their own laws! And courts! And religious schools where they teach their laws to younguns!
OMFG! Call the fucking NSA!
Oh no, you'll have to head down that road alone! There are some things you can't un-see, sweetie! Just thinking about it is making me nauseous.
Which side of it? Surely not the side with the Black Hills! That's the only tolerable part of that hellhole.
Or tell him that sharia means "multiple sclerosis." Same result.
Facts not in evidence that Radioactive Velveeta ever had a heart.
But in the back of your mind, though, you knew someone HAD to have invented a God of Dick at some point!