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TundraGrifter's avatar

Ya beat me to it! I was going to write "And her address is Stepford; what state again?" <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ybl..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20110510/...">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ybl...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

That strategy could backfire.

Big Time.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

All the proof I needed she was a wierdo was the fact she married Newtie.

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PubOption's avatar

Sounds 'urban' to me.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This do-what-his-wife says kind of leadership is just what America needs. <blockquote>Army guy: The nation is under attack. POTUS Gingrich: Just a sec'. [turns to wife du jour] What should I do snuggle-uggums? Snuggle-uggums: Move to DEFCON 3, activate Task Force Zebra, initiate Congressional notifications. Gingrich: [hesitates] She's right! Do that stuff she said boys.</blockquote>

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

If you followed Wonkette's spurned gay lover Princess Sparkle Pony, you'd know that Calista is amazing and her hair is perfectly spherical.

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PsycWench's avatar

Freedom pennywhistle?

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PsycWench's avatar

If Newt is Catholic now, why doesn't he ever seem to feel guilty???

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