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Marion in Savannah's avatar

Oh, FUCK no! If drafted I will not campaign, if nominated I will not run, and if elected I will not serve.

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muddie mae suggins's avatar

That’s only because he’s in the MN 6th district- the most conservative district in MN. Formerly held by Michele “crazy eyes” Bachman. He’s a dim bulb alright- went to U of Alaska Anchorage to play hockey. Yikes.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I do not blame you at all. I once read a statement from a man who had been elected mayor of some small town, and he said that the worst thing about being elected to public office was the unexpectedly vast number of assholes he had to work with every day. I would not be able to do it. I would, however, accept a lifetime appointment as Benevolent Dictator of the Universe.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

We may have the women and Latinos and black people and young people and sane people, but they've still got the voting machines. We need to convince the machines to join our side.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Emmer is obviously a blithering idiot.

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John Robinson's avatar

I think by "astonishing", you mean "completely unsurprising", and by "national politics", you mean "Republican politics", yes?

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PresidentCamacho's avatar

I think I found it but it doesn't come in orange anymore: https://www.gerryweber.com/...

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rexmanningday's avatar

He's Michelle' Bachmann's replacement, and well, the apple clearly didn't fall far.

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Malcolm Campbell's avatar

In his defense, in response to previous electoral defeat the Republicans vowed to change and soften. They then got worse and more hateful and it worked. At least now they're being honest about not doing shit.

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wetsu's avatar

He's the head of the NRCC because of the old boys' club.

https://www.politico.com/st...

Them boys ain't gonna take no lip from mammy...

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And he doesn't even blither all that well.

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mancityRed6's avatar

it's not that trump has any inside info on the republicans, it's more that there is literally no one else in the party that can run

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

So he's going to jam his tongue down Trump's throat?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V...

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phoenix00's avatar

Then make dang sure they don't vote! Easy!

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phoenix00's avatar

Alaska hockey players libelz!

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phoenix00's avatar

Seriously, what does Trump have on these guys?Russia. And the deplorable vote.

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