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Beowoof14's avatar

Grilled Cheese is one of my favorite foods, and Dick Cheney is one of my least favorite people, an article that runs the gamut.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

When she says "I like macaroni and cheese" does she give you a come hither look in seven inch Sarah Palin "send me your money, suckers!" heels?

If so, you may be covered by the grilled cheese sandwich rule.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Only thing better is Fleet Street rags, that come up with stupid fucking names that you wouldn't necessarily recognize for people, such as "Macca" for Paul McCartney.

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Sweet. I like those kind of high heels, too!

SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

If you like your men big and hairy, I would suggest a nice camembear cheese.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Cheez Whiz on Fritos has always worked to get me in the sack

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

My favorites are the oh-so-concerned headlines concerning the ill health of celebrities. "So-and-so's Last Sad Days - Says Farewell to Fans" that sort of thing. Almost invariably, the supposedly dying folks live on for years, even decades.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That's convinced me. I'm going to travel to Edam and become a Cheesehadist.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I assume you saw the hobobeans exhibit at the Britt museum.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

If we only had a brain . . . .Actually Cheney would be the perfect companion in Oz. No brain, no heart, and is only brave when sending someone else to do the dirty work.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

A nice schmear always goes well with the naughty bits.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And don't overlook the pleasures of a swiss cheese gloryhole.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

"Let me explain hash marks to you, honey."

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Isn't that an Indiana pizza.