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Grilled Cheese is one of my favorite foods, and Dick Cheney is one of my least favorite people, an article that runs the gamut.

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When she says "I like macaroni and cheese" does she give you a come hither look in seven inch Sarah Palin "send me your money, suckers!" heels?

If so, you may be covered by the grilled cheese sandwich rule.

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Only thing better is Fleet Street rags, that come up with stupid fucking names that you wouldn't necessarily recognize for people, such as "Macca" for Paul McCartney.

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Sweet. I like those kind of high heels, too!

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If you like your men big and hairy, I would suggest a nice camembear cheese.

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Cheez Whiz on Fritos has always worked to get me in the sack

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It's gouda for what ails you!

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My favorites are the oh-so-concerned headlines concerning the ill health of celebrities. "So-and-so's Last Sad Days - Says Farewell to Fans" that sort of thing. Almost invariably, the supposedly dying folks live on for years, even decades.

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That's convinced me. I'm going to travel to Edam and become a Cheesehadist.

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I assume you saw the hobobeans exhibit at the Britt museum.

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If we only had a brain . . . .Actually Cheney would be the perfect companion in Oz. No brain, no heart, and is only brave when sending someone else to do the dirty work.

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A nice schmear always goes well with the naughty bits.

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And don't overlook the pleasures of a swiss cheese gloryhole.

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"Let me explain hash marks to you, honey."

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Isn't that an Indiana pizza.

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