Here's a tragedy for sportsball fans everywhere: The NFL officially hired Sarah Thomas as a line judge Wednesday, making her the league's first full-time female official. [...] Thomas had been working as a college football referee for eight years in Conference USA. She became the first woman to officiate a major college football game when she worked a contest between Memphis and Jacksonville State in 2007.
Only thing better is Fleet Street rags, that come up with stupid fucking names that you wouldn't necessarily recognize for people, such as "Macca" for Paul McCartney.
My favorites are the oh-so-concerned headlines concerning the ill health of celebrities. "So-and-so's Last Sad Days - Says Farewell to Fans" that sort of thing. Almost invariably, the supposedly dying folks live on for years, even decades.
If we only had a brain . . . .Actually Cheney would be the perfect companion in Oz. No brain, no heart, and is only brave when sending someone else to do the dirty work.
Grilled Cheese is one of my favorite foods, and Dick Cheney is one of my least favorite people, an article that runs the gamut.
When she says "I like macaroni and cheese" does she give you a come hither look in seven inch Sarah Palin "send me your money, suckers!" heels?
If so, you may be covered by the grilled cheese sandwich rule.
Only thing better is Fleet Street rags, that come up with stupid fucking names that you wouldn't necessarily recognize for people, such as "Macca" for Paul McCartney.
Sweet. I like those kind of high heels, too!
If you like your men big and hairy, I would suggest a nice camembear cheese.
Cheez Whiz on Fritos has always worked to get me in the sack
It's gouda for what ails you!
My favorites are the oh-so-concerned headlines concerning the ill health of celebrities. "So-and-so's Last Sad Days - Says Farewell to Fans" that sort of thing. Almost invariably, the supposedly dying folks live on for years, even decades.
That's convinced me. I'm going to travel to Edam and become a Cheesehadist.
I assume you saw the hobobeans exhibit at the Britt museum.
If we only had a brain . . . .Actually Cheney would be the perfect companion in Oz. No brain, no heart, and is only brave when sending someone else to do the dirty work.
A nice schmear always goes well with the naughty bits.
And don't overlook the pleasures of a swiss cheese gloryhole.
"Let me explain hash marks to you, honey."
http://imgur.com/4owuMAt
Isn't that an Indiana pizza.