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Alex Grey's avatar

That picture is so going into my archive.

Thomas Mc's avatar

He has to get a divorce, so he can marry his secret boyfriend. Duh.

Thomas Mc's avatar

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

Thomas Mc's avatar

My money is on bloke.

cessnadriver's avatar

That's true too! The "churches" have free choice under our system to hold any bigoted positions they want. What repigs can't understand is that free speech in response to free speech is free speech. Too complicated for people who worship St. Ronnie.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

All other stupidity in this aside, I'll bet this twatwaffle's tantrum will come to an abrupt end when he realizes that unless he gets that despised State recognition of his marriage, he'll have to pay higher taxes as a single dude and a single lady than they would as a couple.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

One of thousands. I know cuz I counted once.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

I don't care if he gets divorced but I sure hope he gets a vasectomy!

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

And I'm sure his promise is just as sincere as Nugent's "dead or in prison".

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

When the real world is becoming more The Onion than the Onion, it's time to cash in the chips.

avdave's avatar

Unfortunately Australia is mean and won't let you get out of the throat cramming that easily. Block quote from ABC Aus:

The Family Law Act states that an application for divorce will only be considered if the parties had separated and lived separately for a continuous period of at least 12 months.

Family lawyer Denis Farrar said the court also needs to be satisfied that there is no reasonable likelihood of cohabitation being resumed.

"It surprises me that any sensible person would make such a threat, because you can't get a divorce unless you've been separated for 12 months," he said.

"It doesn't sound like Mr Jensen could truthfully swear that those facts are correct. And in that case he may apply for a divorce, but he won't get it unless he lies."

Wombat's avatar

Too late. There are already some children involved in this mess.

Wombat's avatar

And a nice piece of sack cloth.