More than 700 evil hippies (including two 14-year-old girls and a New York Times reporter!) were arrested Saturday afternoon, after the New York Police Department escorted protesters onto the Brooklyn Bridge and then wrapped everyone in orange Freedom Netting.
Wrapping crowds in orange netting is the cops versions of a group hug.
Actually, they're just holding it in trust.
Escorts? Was Spitzer there?
It could be worse. Down in New Orleans, the police just shot the folks on the bridge.
I hope they don't resort to administering Patriot Head Massages.
What a dick move.