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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Black water is always hiring

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Well, there’s no money in misdemeanors, and jail is jail

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RMS's avatar

Definitely

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edked_v2's avatar

A black rectangle?

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Sisi Ville's avatar

He literally has pardoned people who have admitted to committing fraud "Diane".

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AncienReggie's avatar

"The law is a ass," said Mr. Bumble.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

More American people voted for Hillary Clinton than your Fuckface von Clownstick...and he is ACTUALLY sending the country to hell.

So fuck off, you treason-enabler.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolshit.

How's the weather in Novosibirsk?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Yes. Can you prove you don't lick pictures of Trump while moaning?

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Kastle's avatar

The last paragraph just makes this story perfect.

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

The government (DOJ)had to find some crime to make up in order to make her have to flip on her boss...And now they want to use that trumped up charge to deport her..Makes ya wonder what kind of asshole can do that to a human being and sleep at night....Hmmm oh yeah a godamn stupid tyrannical republican what was I thinking....Those rat fuking shit weazels.

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

We could say the same to you...for being a shill for corporate democrats. Bernie would have made america great again and not with red made in china hats to convey the message.

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

More like buy one get the other full price.

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

Ahh yes FRAUD..what a word...seems Trump and his nutt-sack polishers are awash in fraud...Yet you aint complaining about that shit...are ya?..SEEMs to me like the GOPers version of fraud only apply to those whom Trumptwatz deem unworthy of living....GOT news for ya shit fer brains your all about the fraud...Fraud is what fuels the minds of morons....Fraud keeps them in power and trolls like you a paying gig.

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

Thats her bung-a-lo her safe spot...When she looks out the window(Trumps asshole) all she sees is nutts and berries..Prime for licking and prime for picking.....Her head is a bufferzone for a sphincter cap. When she sneezes Trumps balls jingle like cow bells on bessie.

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

SPOILER ALERT:The country is headed straight for hell after he was elected only we are on a faster course to meet the devil. And we can thank FOXs Fascists and Friends and Sean Hannitys Insanity hour or (The cucumber and pickle show) for that along with stupid trolls like yourself.

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