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Incitement to rap? Can't have that.

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Agree, no special arrangements. Trump stands where his time in office ends, and let the chips fall.

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Nah that pig needs to go to prison.

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Woah. Okay. Look, we've been campaigning for four years building up to this. We have an 18th level magic user and the rest of the party is just as powerful. If we can free the slaves of the undercity, have our thief pick the lock to the armory, we just might stand a chance under expanded battle system rules. And if the DM is extra nice, we might find some magic item that can banish Asmodeus from this realm. Did anyone bring a copy of Manual of the Planes?

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How can you sleep on LSD?

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One of my hobbies is devising elaborate rationalizations for how horrible things currently are, as a self-preservation mechanism.

That said, I just read it as a diminutive of "Honey". As in, "Hon. Have you seen my reading glasses laying around somewhere?" So, as we look back in January at the ruin that once was the U.S. Dept. of Justice, you can turn to your S.O. and say, "Hon. William Barr."

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Damn, I'd forgotten all about Meatball and his big peener potty. This administration has been a clown parade of incompetents and cotton headed ninny mugginses. And criminals. The one public building that I hope gets named for the idiot is a wing at federal prison

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Well yeah. Satan does have a few standards.

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Immigration courts, too. They need to be part of the judiciary.

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Wasn't Whittaker also "Hot Tub Crime Machine"?

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I thought there was something off about the dates, so I checked: the G20 meeting was in December 2018. That makes the rest of the story sensible again.

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Wooooow. You read my mind. When I saw that Hon., it jumped right at me.

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Well, she's not going to Nam.

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I have made it crystal clear that NO ONE who lives in this house is going anywhere for at least 48 to 72 hours, beginning 3 November of this tumultuous year.

For staying alive purposes.

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