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Lot_49's avatar

A friend is seeking NIH funding for trials w/leukemia patients. Maybe it's you.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

At least Tiresias got to be a lady for a while and experience the female orgasm, which he said was superior to the male sexual experience, which made Hera mad, so she blinded him. But Zeus gave him the power of prophecy in recompense.

Lot_49's avatar

But ol'Zeussy also said that although the prophecies would be correct, no one would believe them. What a kidder! Just ask Jocasta if you don't believe me!

Shypixel's avatar

I tried to divert the whale to fall on a certain house in Alaska.

I missed.

bobbert's avatar

Perhaps even infinitely improbable.

bobbert's avatar

Do you accept donations of Canadian whisky?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"just saved Rachel Maddow from being hit by a falling bowl of petunias."

Oh no...not again.

Jared James's avatar

She's so similar to the god she prays to, that she capriciously (or randomly) chooses not to prevent things from happening which by other people's standards seem downright terrible.

Jared James's avatar

And what the hell was that swan business about?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

An assassination attempt on the President of the United States, that <i>wasn't widely publicized. </i>

{headdesk}

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

30 seconds later: <i>"See what you made me do?"</i>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm in favor of keeping this lady busy with full-time repenting.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

She did prevent that magnitude 8.5 earthquake that didn't flatten Manhattan last month.