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SO IS YOUR FACE!

Edit: Sorry, couldn't resist.

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"Suffer, you little shits".

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No shit?

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<i>Missouri, love it or leave it</i> is about as nuanced a position as <i>So's your mother</i>.

Edited because I'm an idiot.

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Yeah, but is he willing to include a bus ticket to Canada as Missouri's new Health Care Plan?

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Generally, Senator, constituent outreach works better if you use more than your middle finger.

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and the robbers were just standing their ground

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looks like Emery has changed the state's nickname to the Blow Me state

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I moved to a different state 2 years ago. I asked the Realtor, movers, painters, and everyone else if my move should be free. In my head, that discussion went a lot better.

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