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Pretty sure it does fit their definition of life...

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She turned me into a newt!!

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Hey this is a fun game! <blockquote>”The NRA is a murderous organization…getting wealthy on gun killings. It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation. Never will I agree to give that bloody, indecent, immoral organization one penny. I will not be satisfied until it is outlawed.”</blockquote> <blockquote> ”The Romney campaign is a murderous organization…getting wealthy on lying for hire. It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation. Never will I agree to give that bloody, indecent, immoral organization one penny. I will not be satisfied until it is outlawed.” </blockquote> <blockquote> ”Christianity is a murderous organization…getting wealthy on false promises. It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation. Never will I agree to give that bloody, indecent, immoral organization one penny. I will not be satisfied until it is outlawed.” </blockquote>

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Quartering? That's for wusses. <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Scaphism" target="_blank">Scaphism</a>!

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He's not holding back much at all:

Bypass (most) court proceedings: check. Death by hanging: check. In public: check.

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<blockquote>Hang the fetus</blockquote>

Panic on the streets of Concord

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Can't wait for them to oppose the HIV vaccine ... that'll be a license to have <i>gay</i> sex!

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Everything.

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Nah ... they use a bullet in the back. That makes 'em savages.

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In the dystopian literature that I'm familiar with, hateful fuckwads like Pittman eventually end up at the wrong end of the rope. The asshole needs to expand his reading list a bit.

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well i don't know about that, but you get cutest avatar award of the day.

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"<i>For my money,</i> we should go back to public hangings"

Guess who just basically admitted he thinks his snuff film collection cost far too much?

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For me it was Gandalf. "Many who live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice.' I'm sure many here have quoted that one too.

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Back to the ducking stool. None of this pansy-ass waterboarding. If the woman drowns after being held underwater for the prescribed time, she was innocent. If she survives, she must have supernatural powers, and so must be burnt at the stake.

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"End this organized killing by killing people in an organized manner!"

Wingnut "logic", folks, it's infallible.

Also too, methinks Pittman doesn't quite understand the appeals process, or he'd understand that you have to do your appeals serially, because of how later appeals deal with points raised by earlier appeals.

Yet another moron proving he's only pro-life until birth.

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<i>It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation.</i>

I think he's confused Planned Parenthood with the platform of the republican party.

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