Take it off, sweetcheeks. [contextly_sidebar id="6BEvVkJTyXNTrERQn7DrZh8VmMDjNcJ6"]Oh hey, Aaron Schock, long time, no see your perky, adorable Republican buttocks! Gosh, has it been a year since you were the most Millennial fashionista in Congress with the most elegant
No. Never would I want to watch bloody Aaron Schock in a gay porno. I don't care how hot/tight his body is. The creep is a zero on the hard on scale. I'd rather watch the two Duggar sons in law go at it.
Here's something i'm wondering though: I recently read an article about how the declining salaries of porn stars. So why are they willing to pay a million dollars to Schock when there are adult entertainers willing to give more...er...bang for your buck? I'm just saying there are probably professional sluts willing to do a lot more for less that a mil.
"Friendly Amendment"
I thought that wearing jeans with a coat and tie was "so last season" years ago. Even for a gallery opening. Is it fashionable again?
No. Never would I want to watch bloody Aaron Schock in a gay porno. I don't care how hot/tight his body is. The creep is a zero on the hard on scale. I'd rather watch the two Duggar sons in law go at it.
If Aaron had brains why did he get caught in his first term like some common Palin?
He HAS to be a better dancer than Bristol
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Well, at least closeted Republicans are doing personal photographers now instead of having wives for beards. Progress, I guess.
He didn't realize everything was being photographed.
I'm going to go scrub my eyeballs with soap and then vomit.
Driving Miss Lindsey.
Aren't they suffering enough with out him?
Patience.
Here's something i'm wondering though: I recently read an article about how the declining salaries of porn stars. So why are they willing to pay a million dollars to Schock when there are adult entertainers willing to give more...er...bang for your buck? I'm just saying there are probably professional sluts willing to do a lot more for less that a mil.
Have you learned nothing from Donald Trump about getting free media? You should read his book. It is almost as good as the Bible.
I can envision him being cast as a butler in a Downton-themed period piece (Downlow Abbey?) wherein he'd be required to do rather a lot of buttling.
they only employ straight guys having their first gay sex. so... he's not really... their brand.
That's a tempting offer. Wait, did you say a series? Goddamn!