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"Friendly Amendment"

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I thought that wearing jeans with a coat and tie was "so last season" years ago. Even for a gallery opening. Is it fashionable again?

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No. Never would I want to watch bloody Aaron Schock in a gay porno. I don't care how hot/tight his body is. The creep is a zero on the hard on scale. I'd rather watch the two Duggar sons in law go at it.

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If Aaron had brains why did he get caught in his first term like some common Palin?

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He HAS to be a better dancer than Bristol

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Well, at least closeted Republicans are doing personal photographers now instead of having wives for beards. Progress, I guess.

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He didn't realize everything was being photographed.

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I'm going to go scrub my eyeballs with soap and then vomit.

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Driving Miss Lindsey.

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Aren't they suffering enough with out him?

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Here's something i'm wondering though: I recently read an article about how the declining salaries of porn stars. So why are they willing to pay a million dollars to Schock when there are adult entertainers willing to give more...er...bang for your buck? I'm just saying there are probably professional sluts willing to do a lot more for less that a mil.

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Have you learned nothing from Donald Trump about getting free media? You should read his book. It is almost as good as the Bible.

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I can envision him being cast as a butler in a Downton-themed period piece (Downlow Abbey?) wherein he'd be required to do rather a lot of buttling.

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they only employ straight guys having their first gay sex. so... he's not really... their brand.

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That's a tempting offer. Wait, did you say a series? Goddamn!

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