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nightmoth's avatar

I thought that wearing jeans with a coat and tie was "so last season" years ago. Even for a gallery opening. Is it fashionable again?

Jamsie's avatar

No. Never would I want to watch bloody Aaron Schock in a gay porno. I don't care how hot/tight his body is. The creep is a zero on the hard on scale. I'd rather watch the two Duggar sons in law go at it.

Lizzietish81's avatar

If Aaron had brains why did he get caught in his first term like some common Palin?

Lizzietish81's avatar

He HAS to be a better dancer than Bristol

http://imgur.com/9Q6HD.gif

dshwa's avatar

Well, at least closeted Republicans are doing personal photographers now instead of having wives for beards. Progress, I guess.

tihond's avatar

He didn't realize everything was being photographed.

5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

I'm going to go scrub my eyeballs with soap and then vomit.

FlemmishSpy's avatar

Driving Miss Lindsey.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Aren't they suffering enough with out him?

JAWs's avatar

Here's something i'm wondering though: I recently read an article about how the declining salaries of porn stars. So why are they willing to pay a million dollars to Schock when there are adult entertainers willing to give more...er...bang for your buck? I'm just saying there are probably professional sluts willing to do a lot more for less that a mil.

Brendan_M's avatar

Have you learned nothing from Donald Trump about getting free media? You should read his book. It is almost as good as the Bible.

ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

I can envision him being cast as a butler in a Downton-themed period piece (Downlow Abbey?) wherein he'd be required to do rather a lot of buttling.

Not in my's avatar

they only employ straight guys having their first gay sex. so... he's not really... their brand.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

That's a tempting offer. Wait, did you say a series? Goddamn!