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TxSpinyLizrd's avatar

Kind of what I was thinking.

Tony Prost's avatar

I dunno....I OD'd on 0.025 oz. once! It was the worst two seconds of my life!

PoppaCharlie's avatar

The eyes (and fingers, etc) of Texas are upon you . . .

gedjcj's avatar

I actually found one recently in a (perfectly legal here) bud. Don't recall the strain but it would be illegal to try to grow it. Just glad it didn't make it into the bowl.

cessnadriver's avatar

Good for you...Bogartheh not.

cessnadriver's avatar

Typical...they can't admit error so YOU must have been doing something wrong to MAKE them suspect you. A guy I know what a Baron kept having dead batteries...turns out they hard-wired an extra transponder and it was hanging under the panel, drawing power 24/7. They blamed him for having the type of plane smugglers like to use.

The kicker: he was a republican elected official.

Bernie's avatar

Was his last name "Duggar"?

Laffing Crow's avatar

If she had exposed herself that way in public, she could have been charged and arrested for indecent exposure.

PoppaCharlie's avatar

Ach! I should'a thought of that. Good one!

CognizantImpiety's avatar

Yeah, I know it's possible. I just can't see that woman doing it.

I think we do watch different kinds of porn. Fist up!

spacecat in space's avatar

The whole thing smacks of sexual assault, tbh, and makes me really damned angry.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

How much is .02 ounces of weed? Is that even visible to the naked eye?

Lefty Mark's avatar

They couldn't convert it into scruples, because the poh-leese didn't have any.

Historicat's avatar

I was in a jury pool for a marijuana case in Harris County. I told them there was no way I was going to ruin someone's life by finding them guilty of the ridiculously small amount of marijuana at issue.

For some reason, they didn't put me on that jury.

Also, too ... even the cleanest smelling vag I've encountered has had it's own delicious smell. Unless you're smuggling some weapons grade stuff, is it really going to overpower the natural aroma?

slongo's avatar

I guess that's true