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Kind of what I was thinking.

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I dunno....I OD'd on 0.025 oz. once! It was the worst two seconds of my life!

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The eyes (and fingers, etc) of Texas are upon you . . .

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I actually found one recently in a (perfectly legal here) bud. Don't recall the strain but it would be illegal to try to grow it. Just glad it didn't make it into the bowl.

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Good for you...Bogartheh not.

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Typical...they can't admit error so YOU must have been doing something wrong to MAKE them suspect you. A guy I know what a Baron kept having dead batteries...turns out they hard-wired an extra transponder and it was hanging under the panel, drawing power 24/7. They blamed him for having the type of plane smugglers like to use.

The kicker: he was a republican elected official.

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Was his last name "Duggar"?

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Or up in you....

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If she had exposed herself that way in public, she could have been charged and arrested for indecent exposure.

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Ach! I should'a thought of that. Good one!

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Yeah, I know it's possible. I just can't see that woman doing it.

I think we do watch different kinds of porn. Fist up!

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The whole thing smacks of sexual assault, tbh, and makes me really damned angry.

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How much is .02 ounces of weed? Is that even visible to the naked eye?

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They couldn't convert it into scruples, because the poh-leese didn't have any.

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I was in a jury pool for a marijuana case in Harris County. I told them there was no way I was going to ruin someone's life by finding them guilty of the ridiculously small amount of marijuana at issue.

For some reason, they didn't put me on that jury.

Also, too ... even the cleanest smelling vag I've encountered has had it's own delicious smell. Unless you're smuggling some weapons grade stuff, is it really going to overpower the natural aroma?

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I guess that's true

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