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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Devil's Food Cake is surprisingly easy to make, though I'm puzzled that my recipe calls for a bit of vinegar.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Yes

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Maybe OT, but I don't need no religious beliefs to object to penis cakes. That shit's just tacky.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

What cakes DON'T we like??

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Ulricii's avatar

What's with all this playing patty-cake and acting nicey-nicey with bigots? Does anybody think it will change their behavior one whit? I certainly don't. Give expensive pastries to good legislators, not the assholes who ream you out whenever they get a chance.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Perhaps you would be willing to link to a recipe? We haven't done any recipie-hub'bing in a while.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

The Anglican Inquisition demands that you have a choice...

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Sure, I think I used this one. It always comes out a little too sticky for me at 30 minutes, so I give it another 5 or 10.

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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Perhaps it has baking soda? needs acid to do its leavening thing.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Thanks! Totally going to try this over the weekend.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

No, it won't change their behaviour. A personal visit from Jesus and his dad wouldn't change their behaviour. But, now and again, it's fun to do something nice and public in the hopes that perhaps the dumbasses who voted for 'em last time might change THEIR behaviour.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

... I think I've fallen in love...

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

These are OUR cakes! You leftist takers can't have any!

- Repubs with free cake that leftist takers gave them

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malsperanza's avatar

They shore are!

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lalameda's avatar

Well, all I can say is it would be very interesting if every eligible voter in TX registered and voted. I'd like to see TX go from Bagger to Swagger.

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kfreed's avatar

Imagining what hate-filled cake would taste like. Brussels prouts maybe. How does one become such a hate-filled pussbag anyway? No wonder these twits can't wait to be raptured - who wants to go through life being a miserable hose-beast day in and day out? It must be friggin' exhausting.

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