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Devil's Food Cake is surprisingly easy to make, though I'm puzzled that my recipe calls for a bit of vinegar.

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Maybe OT, but I don't need no religious beliefs to object to penis cakes. That shit's just tacky.

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What cakes DON'T we like??

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What's with all this playing patty-cake and acting nicey-nicey with bigots? Does anybody think it will change their behavior one whit? I certainly don't. Give expensive pastries to good legislators, not the assholes who ream you out whenever they get a chance.

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Perhaps you would be willing to link to a recipe? We haven't done any recipie-hub'bing in a while.

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The Anglican Inquisition demands that you have a choice...

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Sure, I think I used this one. It always comes out a little too sticky for me at 30 minutes, so I give it another 5 or 10.

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Perhaps it has baking soda? needs acid to do its leavening thing.

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Thanks! Totally going to try this over the weekend.

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No, it won't change their behaviour. A personal visit from Jesus and his dad wouldn't change their behaviour. But, now and again, it's fun to do something nice and public in the hopes that perhaps the dumbasses who voted for 'em last time might change THEIR behaviour.

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... I think I've fallen in love...

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These are OUR cakes! You leftist takers can't have any!

- Repubs with free cake that leftist takers gave them

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They shore are!

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Well, all I can say is it would be very interesting if every eligible voter in TX registered and voted. I'd like to see TX go from Bagger to Swagger.

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Imagining what hate-filled cake would taste like. Brussels prouts maybe. How does one become such a hate-filled pussbag anyway? No wonder these twits can't wait to be raptured - who wants to go through life being a miserable hose-beast day in and day out? It must be friggin' exhausting.

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