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A rookie mistake on my part. No matter, we'll add it to the King James version.

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The assless tuxedo is a remarkable achievement, but the assless tailsuit remains an unsolved engineering problem, AFAIK.

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It was Milwaukee's Best in my neck of the way.

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Another one of those weird Texas things (it really is a whole 'nother state) - he'll do his job, but make it clear he doesn't like it, which is far better than not liking it *and* not doing it.

There is, btw, another easy option in TX: my late wife an I (she a native Texan) made it official at a convention, then, a month or two later, went down to the county courthouse, told 'em what we did and when, showed our driver's licenses, paid our $25, and got our very pretty formal "Certificate of Informal Marriage"....

mark

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Actual Jesus viciously insulted the priesthood. We need Him again.

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The BEAST! *shudders*

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That is an excellent idea...

Judgiejudge: "Before I marry you, you have to sign this form I made up..."

Gayfolk: "Sure, no problem... in fact, here's one we made up for YOU to sign."

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Actually, going into a closed room with a man who says “If you don’t record or video anything, and as long as we don’t talk about it before, during, or after – I’m willing to do it for you” sounds like a hot fantasy to me…

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Youze gotta problum wit dat?

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I know, right??!!! My florist didn't question my virginity or even inquire as to whether the ex and I were living in sin before marriage!

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Does he make those gross heteros sign the same letter of his hate? does his let those gross heteros video the ceremony? if h doesn't sounds like we have a textbook case of separate but equal.

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Feeling it? I heard he was full on playing with it. putting it in his mouth and stuff.

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Exactly... and, if that's not enough, the Bible says (in Numbers 30:2) "If a man vows a vow to the Lord, or swears an oath to bind himself by a pledge, he shall not break his word. He shall do according to all that proceeds out of his mouth."

So, Judgiejudge the Pizza, even your Bible says to get back to work and start marrying anyone who asks without being such a fucking baby about it.

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Fuhgeddaboudit!

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I wonder if he'll put on the plastic gloves he borrowed from Doris in the cafeteria to touch that dirty gay money.

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Yup, that’s Texas’ take on common law marriage – no officiant necessary.

Given that The Gays can now marry here, expect that whole informal marriage thing to be addressed when the Texas Legislature reconvenes at the start of 2017.

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