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The should have hired Kirk Cameron to give lectures.

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I thought he got a pet RINO.

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Those tests don't print themselves from Rep. Broun's House Science Committee website.

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Cuz they killed Jebus, natch.

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That's about right. Founded in 1663, fossilized in 1861.

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I like this exam. You can answer anything then say "God told me to say that" and they <i>have to accept it.</i>

Q: What did God tell Noah to build? A: A mosque Q: What did people and animals eat at the beginning? A: Whiskey

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It's the extracurricular "Doggoneit" that costs so much . ..

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Does Ken Ham know the hymn <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ninyTdjNjJc" target="_blank">"Were you there"</a>?

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That school needed a tax cut.

Oh, sure, schools don't pay taxes, don't gimme that tired argument again.

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Maybe they could try a fundraiser with a big glassed in room and a poor confused eagle?

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Not sure, but He seems to have put it under the lands where people believe in Him <i>the most!</i>

Like Texas and Saudi Arabia. Sorry, India, but The Big Guy is a monotheist kind of Dude.

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I don't know. How much is their advertising budget?

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...and the "Brain Drain" continues

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