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diogenez's avatar

The should have hired Kirk Cameron to give lectures.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought he got a pet RINO.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Those tests don't print themselves from Rep. Broun's House Science Committee website.

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Lot_49's avatar

Cuz they killed Jebus, natch.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

That's about right. Founded in 1663, fossilized in 1861.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I like this exam. You can answer anything then say "God told me to say that" and they <i>have to accept it.</i>

Q: What did God tell Noah to build? A: A mosque Q: What did people and animals eat at the beginning? A: Whiskey

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

It's the extracurricular "Doggoneit" that costs so much . ..

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Does Ken Ham know the hymn <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ninyTdjNjJc" target="_blank">"Were you there"</a>?

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Lot_49's avatar

That school needed a tax cut.

Oh, sure, schools don't pay taxes, don't gimme that tired argument again.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Maybe they could try a fundraiser with a big glassed in room and a poor confused eagle?

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Lot_49's avatar

Not sure, but He seems to have put it under the lands where people believe in Him <i>the most!</i>

Like Texas and Saudi Arabia. Sorry, India, but The Big Guy is a monotheist kind of Dude.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I don't know. How much is their advertising budget?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...and the "Brain Drain" continues

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