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Oh come on, let's be honest here -- hemp <em><strong>is</strong></em> weed and we all know it.

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Do you need any buddies?

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You just need someone to loan.

Can it be any buddy?

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...smoke baby smoke?

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We're still mad at you for giving us Texas.

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This is good news for Woody Harrelson.

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There isn't enough quinoa to feed them and the hipsters. I've read their eating potatoes (?) now since quinoa prices are too high where it's actually grown, but potatoes aren't nearly as nutritious. The IMF forcing nations to produce exports hasn't been a very successful affair.

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... and ten million gluten allergic cool people cry out in horror ... well I guess they weren't gluten allergic anyway

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If hemp isn't pot...then why does anyone care about it?

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...what does representative Steve King have to say about this?

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...maybe the farmers can declare their property a national monument and get the guys who is doing the lawn work at the WWII monument to harvest it for free?

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...or if they allowed it's growing and harvesting on federal land!

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They already do. They don't know that, of course, but just ask any park ranger west of the Continental Divide.

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Would not have played well south of Mason and Dixon, except in New Orleans.

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