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Vienna Woods's avatar

House, also, too.

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fuflans's avatar

8/23. never...miss it.

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bobbert's avatar

Just funny-shaped beer bottles.

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bobbert's avatar

It's remarkable that he remembers how to breathe. Don't be looking for meta-anything.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

That's the line of reasoning I often use when I am trying to decide if it is time to clean my house.

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There's a scout troop short a child, <strike>Khrushchev's</strike> Putin's due at <strike>Idlewild</strike> JFK...

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<a href="http:\/\/www.slate.com\/blogs\/future_tense\/2012\/10\/17\/google_data_center_photos_prove_the_internet_really_is_a_series_of_tubes.html" target="_blank">Oh no?...</a>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Sometimes God can be a real dick.

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Never enough dick jokesters.

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Yes, underneath a rock next to the East River, just off FDR Drive.

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Split the difference and wish that Son of Erick's God would cut off Ann's balls.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Marcus Welby, MDPV.

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artem1s's avatar

second and third volume, more like

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"Ann and I are called to our keyboards to write and speak boldly."

Eric, one day, if you work realy, really hard, you might work your way into Thomas Friedmann levels of metaphor ineptitude. But you're not there yet.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

COME HERE, MY SON. TYPE UNTO ME, GIVE ME YOUR CRASS POLITICAL GAMESMANSHIP, YOUR SMALLMINDED TRIBAL TALKING POINTS, EDITORIALIZE MORE CRAPPY LITTLE FORGETTABLE TWEET RAGE-NUGGETS, FOR YOUR LORD COMMANDS IT!

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