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House, also, too.

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8/23. never...miss it.

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Just funny-shaped beer bottles.

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It's remarkable that he remembers how to breathe. Don't be looking for meta-anything.

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Yeah . . . but why <i>her?</i>

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That's the line of reasoning I often use when I am trying to decide if it is time to clean my house.

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There's a scout troop short a child, <strike>Khrushchev's</strike> Putin's due at <strike>Idlewild</strike> JFK...

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<a href="http:\/\/www.slate.com\/blogs\/future_tense\/2012\/10\/17\/google_data_center_photos_prove_the_internet_really_is_a_series_of_tubes.html" target="_blank">Oh no?...</a>

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Sometimes God can be a real dick.

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Never enough dick jokesters.

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Yes, underneath a rock next to the East River, just off FDR Drive.

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Split the difference and wish that Son of Erick's God would cut off Ann's balls.

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Marcus Welby, MDPV.

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second and third volume, more like

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"Ann and I are called to our keyboards to write and speak boldly."

Eric, one day, if you work realy, really hard, you might work your way into Thomas Friedmann levels of metaphor ineptitude. But you're not there yet.

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COME HERE, MY SON. TYPE UNTO ME, GIVE ME YOUR CRASS POLITICAL GAMESMANSHIP, YOUR SMALLMINDED TRIBAL TALKING POINTS, EDITORIALIZE MORE CRAPPY LITTLE FORGETTABLE TWEET RAGE-NUGGETS, FOR YOUR LORD COMMANDS IT!

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