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TundraGrifter's avatar

With all due respect, that shot of his attorney is the worst PhotoShop EVER.

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SpideySenser's avatar

I'd say Anthony Graves for President, but politicians suck and he does def does NOT!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Orpheus was Morpheus's stunt double.

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SpideySenser's avatar

Some people know the right thing to do ... unlike the TX Gov.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

He'd have to fund the creation of a center for the study of ethics.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...WTF?!?! 18 years of your life is only worth 1.5 million dollars?!?!?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...wait a second Texas actually didn't execute an innocent man? This obviously proves that the system(<strong>EVENTUALLY after 18 years of hell</strong>) works!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Nice time! We need more folks like this, especially in Texas. Ann Richards would be proud, y'all.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...they could've just thrown in 40 acres and a mule to add insult to injury!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...it probably cost 5 times that much to keep home incarcerated!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...don't forget all the beatings and rapes he got for free!

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malsperanza's avatar

I am so looking forward to labeling every lame, self-aborting, dumbass autofail initiative a "Ted Cruz." Hell, even the ones on the left.

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malsperanza's avatar

How is it that this guy spent <i>twelve years</i> on Death Row without getting executed? Utter incompetence. Think what those endless delays and appeals cost the taxpayer. Someone gonna lose his joooob in the Texas Dept of Corrections.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Chuck does not believe in the power of prayer.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm surprised they didn't send him a bill.

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SullivanSt's avatar

QHarp, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

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