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TundraGrifter's avatar

With all due respect, that shot of his attorney is the worst PhotoShop EVER.

SpideySenser's avatar

I'd say Anthony Graves for President, but politicians suck and he does def does NOT!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Orpheus was Morpheus's stunt double.

SpideySenser's avatar

Some people know the right thing to do ... unlike the TX Gov.

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He'd have to fund the creation of a center for the study of ethics.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...WTF?!?! 18 years of your life is only worth 1.5 million dollars?!?!?

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...wait a second Texas actually didn't execute an innocent man? This obviously proves that the system(<strong>EVENTUALLY after 18 years of hell</strong>) works!

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Nice time! We need more folks like this, especially in Texas. Ann Richards would be proud, y'all.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...they could've just thrown in 40 acres and a mule to add insult to injury!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...it probably cost 5 times that much to keep home incarcerated!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...don't forget all the beatings and rapes he got for free!

malsperanza's avatar

I am so looking forward to labeling every lame, self-aborting, dumbass autofail initiative a "Ted Cruz." Hell, even the ones on the left.

malsperanza's avatar

How is it that this guy spent <i>twelve years</i> on Death Row without getting executed? Utter incompetence. Think what those endless delays and appeals cost the taxpayer. Someone gonna lose his joooob in the Texas Dept of Corrections.

Ikimizi's avatar

Chuck does not believe in the power of prayer.

SullivanSt's avatar

QHarp, are you pondering what I'm pondering?