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Was he playing on this video? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEG0-3xlAkg">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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JESUS lion, no less! No wonder he wrote a book about him! Of course, Reza is one of those heathen, filthy Calormene, and thus will be denied entrance to the True Narnia, along with tarts who like lipstick.

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Like I said yesterday, you don't go on Fox hoping to change the minds of any of their base viewers. You do it because if you can hold your own, and speak clearly, you will look like a genius compared to the host, and the exposure will do you good with people who DON'T regularly watch Fox.

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Random House should send Rupert Murdoch a cake decorated to appear as the Quran with a thank you note.

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Next on Fox: an interview with the artist who designed the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt. Lupine astronomer or <i>total fraud?</i>

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Reza Aslan is worse than just a Muzzlim. He's an apostate. He told John Oliver that he used to be an evangelical during his wayward youth for a while.

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Please also post video online. I'm sure it'll get a rave reaction.

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That would be Roger Ailes.

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Hasn't Aslan watched <i>Zeigeist</i>? I don't know if I can take him seriously as a scholar if not! Wake up SHEEPLE!!@!!!!!@!@#!~@

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A Tail of Two Ponies.

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I helped! After reading teh Wonkette story yesterday, I bought it for my Kindle!

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"It was the best of equines, it was the worst of equines..."

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Lauren Green isn't just a random interviewer like I thought, but Fox's actual "religion correspondent." Oy vey!

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I like to think it was the sight of Aslan's magnificent salt-and-pepper mane that drove the sales. I bet a lot of Fox housewives suddenly thought to themselves, "I wonder what it's like to be with a Muslin?" Also, too, the closet-cases. So dirty! So wrong!

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<i>Nothing new, just old Islam

When the wolf laughs with the rabbits to discredit the tiger, it's only to eat them over the tiger's corpse.

-M. Bruno</i>

that is some first class derp right there.

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Ray!

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