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Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

Neither will Ted Cruz, although that's his raison d'etre.

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H-Bob's avatar

Also his predilection for slaves as his mistresses!

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H-Bob's avatar

They'll assert he was a Democrats.

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H-Bob's avatar

I still prefer a root canal over an hour with an abscess.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

It's past thyme to end it.

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ORAXX's avatar

I hadn't thought of it that way, but a great analogy.

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HammerHeadSid®'s avatar

Josh Hawley ...calling for accountability in government....?????He is a prime example of the "Children" that Kinsinger mentioned ....... elected by the GOP base... not to govern ....but to raise $hit for the orange azz-whole and Fox bull-chit-news https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Hawley is traitorous, seditious scum, and I cannot listen to a single moment of him.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

Sweet Tarts. In the flat envelope and not rolled up like Lifesavers because only Lifesavers should be rolled up like that.

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BlueShark's avatar

They already use the Stars and Bars of the traitorous Confederacy.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

i'm thinking an array of dips (your choice) with some good cheese and the good crackers

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Selena60's avatar

Aw, the poor guy. Every morning when he gets up the first thing he sees is an a**hole just staring back at him. It must be disheartening.

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LucindathePook's avatar

Trump flag!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Hawley has placed a hold on President Joe Biden's nomination of Christopher Lowman "

Explain to me how this is (little "d") democratic. Or ABOLISH THE SENATE!!!!

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

See this is why I skip reading the stories…I can pretend the world is a less horrible place than it actually is.

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A Tad  Sick of the Stench's avatar

"We're patriots!"

[Lightning does not strike.]

QED - There is no God.

(Is that an okay way to use "QED?" I know I left steps out of my logical proof, but c'mon, it's obvious, yes?)

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