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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Pi / time x #drinks-minutes until last call

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I will not have them Sam-I-am

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's almost as if they <i>planned</i> on sending things all the way up to the Supreme Court when they crafted these laws that so clearly run afoul of existing doctrine!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Oh no, the Wingers strategy entitled "Set It Up For A ScAlito Slam Dunk" seems to be falling apart!

Today we are all risible biastards.

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malsperanza's avatar

<i>the courts don’t have any special incentive to waste everyone’s time putting on circuses to mollify the proles.</i>

Although they do like a bit of Gilbert and Sullivan now and then.

No, not this: <a href="http://boards.straightdope...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.ph...">http://boards.straightdope....

This: <a href="http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_i...">http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3...

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fuflans's avatar

well played tree, well played.

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bobbert's avatar

<i>Mrs. Thomas does not necessarily support or endorse the products, services or positions promoted in any advertisement contained herein, and does not have control over or receive compensation from any advertiser.</i>

Jesus Christ, this is what we now get from the wife of a Supreme Court Justice?

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bobbert's avatar

Um, this was too long, so only scanned, but isn't it mostly bullshit?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

She uesed the word "penetration" half a dozen times before I stopped reading, which was pretty early on. I'm detecting a pattern here.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Amateurs only. The pros can head for Nevada.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Finger or not, it's stuck in the butt-cheeks of the North.

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Shypixel's avatar

Shypixel approves of sluts in almost all of their forms (even their Final Form, if they ever get to it), and of slutiness in general.

So... YAY!

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schmannity's avatar

Hoosier Daddy?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yeah, but the front of the line pass is an extra $1000. That's where they always get ya...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I can see her short shorts from my front porch...

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