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And says how brilliant Trump the casino mogul isn't.

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Amen. Notice how much of this sounds like Trump's pitch: https://youtu.be/7Lg4gGk53iY

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Poor Kellyanne. She needs more TP. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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WITH VOTES!

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Made me tear up. Thanks for the raw onions, Lurch. I do occasionally buy some made-in-NY ethical and sustainable clothing, and I have yet to see the UNITE label in any garments.

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I'm pretty sure the terrorists are not going to blow us up with votes.

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Ditto, but hey, them's the rules here.

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I think the rule is that I musn't say I'm blowing up somebody sans votes, but I think it's still okay to say that terrorists do.

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Probably, but it's still funny - at least to my childish mind - to insist that all violence be performed WITH VOTES!

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He only has to tap into the music that his base likes. It will be ugly!

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Because trump is a clueless trust fund baby.

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Will no "artist" play for our Grand Rage Monkey, Fanta Hitler, Shitgibbon Overlord?

C'mon! It is his coronation! Gilded thin film of plastic gold should cover everything he encounters!

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I'm so sick and tired of watching this incompetent politician.http://www.salon.com/2015/1...

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2016 so totally sucked, didn't it?

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