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Joe T.'s avatar

And says how brilliant Trump the casino mogul isn't.

lurch394's avatar

Amen. Notice how much of this sounds like Trump's pitch: https://youtu.be/7Lg4gGk53iY

lurch394's avatar

Poor Kellyanne. She needs more TP. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Zyxomma's avatar

Made me tear up. Thanks for the raw onions, Lurch. I do occasionally buy some made-in-NY ethical and sustainable clothing, and I have yet to see the UNITE label in any garments.

Yr. Gma's avatar

I'm pretty sure the terrorists are not going to blow us up with votes.

Frank Underboob's avatar

Ditto, but hey, them's the rules here.

Yr. Gma's avatar

I think the rule is that I musn't say I'm blowing up somebody sans votes, but I think it's still okay to say that terrorists do.

Frank Underboob's avatar

Probably, but it's still funny - at least to my childish mind - to insist that all violence be performed WITH VOTES!

tehbaddr's avatar

He only has to tap into the music that his base likes. It will be ugly!

MynameisBlarney's avatar

Because trump is a clueless trust fund baby.

tehbaddr's avatar

Will no "artist" play for our Grand Rage Monkey, Fanta Hitler, Shitgibbon Overlord?

C'mon! It is his coronation! Gilded thin film of plastic gold should cover everything he encounters!

DahBoner's avatar

I'm so sick and tired of watching this incompetent politician.http://www.salon.com/2015/1...

calliecallie's avatar

2016 so totally sucked, didn't it?