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The Aristocrats?

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Now that is a delicious tidbit! Yummy!

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Plus, judging from various photos of the Trump family, Barron must be at least 5'6", he would bang his head all the time.

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Remember when we just assumed the residents of the White House were at least minimally competent and working for the country's interests (however they defined them) and not working for a foreign power? We'll want to tell those who come after that this really used to be the case.

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"It'll be a GREAT dick move! YUUUGE! MUCH dickier than Reagan ripping out Jimmy Carter's solar panels!"

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We'll probably have to say it in Russian.

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OT

Putin: Those Who Spread Fake Allegations About Trump Are ‘Worse Than Prostitutes’ http://www.huffingtonpost.c...Prostitute libel!Say, you know who else was worse than prostitutes?

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The Russian Puppet might visit the playset to pick up women. (Okay, yes, I am ashamed of myself.)

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Or just sell the existing units as condos. With Ben Carson to cut the ribbon.

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Actually, you're spot on.

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My neighbor lady had three very nice and enjoyable little boys. She got into a conversation one day with HER neighbor, who was sitting on a dirt mound digging into it whilst her grandson watched. Said the other lady, "Isn't It terrible how kids love to play in the dirt? I am doing it for him so he won't have to." "No," said my neighbor," It isn't terrible. It's NORMAL!"

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Always thinking of others, those Obamas. And they'll probably keep doing it after this week, too, just to one-up anyone who thinks they're doing it for publicity. Jeeze -- the lowness of people who go high.

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And you get a free toothbrush and floss.

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“Rats. Big fuckin’ rats with dicks this long!”

First heard that from a guy with a 1000 yard stare at a FSB in Tay Ninh Province. He was commenting on the local wildlife.

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constitutes?

Edit: Just saw that for the first time - prostitution/constitution. Hm.

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All the people working for the new administration?

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