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SterWonk's avatar

If Individual-1 feels like it's worth billions that day!

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Rocket Cat's avatar

TOUCH DIS WHITE SPOT

RAWR YOU DED

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gene108's avatar

I wonder, if Charles can live long enough to be King. He is 70 going on 71. And his maternal grandmother lived to be 105 or something like that. I mean people can go down hill pretty fast at Charles' age, if his mom hangs around another 10-15 years, I'm not sure Charles will make it.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

Better than nothing; you can see we’re exuberant from deprivation.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

Or pick pesky ligaments out of its teeth.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

I don't think anyone is going to be feeling very charitable.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Fuck that healing shit, you know what heals a cancer? You cut it out root and branch.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Can confirm, not even sure eighth graders are fully human.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

EXCUSE ME! I'm in the bath!

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VandeGraf's avatar

Using the military to imprison children is just the sort of thing we've grown to expect of Trumpites. They need to be gone. Perdition is too good for them.

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

WHAR MY BENITO?

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

She's allergic to pecans!

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WE's avatar

this is not to say you are not an admirable, cat supporting hooman. I had a cat, Goddess rest her lovely soul, who would piss on the floor next to the box if I did not change it on her schedule.

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Sorehead's avatar

Well, that’s...

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Sorehead's avatar

And people selling ketchup popsicles in white glove would like bears in the woods to... no, wait, let me start over... the Pope wants bears in the.. no..wait... two Eskimo Popes walk into the woods.... hermff..

dammit.

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