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There's nothing in the Bible says you can't lie. Wait ... let me just check on that...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I hope he's not 9 years younger than me, because he looks really old.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I can't click 'like' enough times on this outcome.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"But we missed this teeny bit of the story"

<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/512494\/insolent-west-virginia-teen-infringes-on-speakers-right-to-slut-shame-students-during-school-abstinence-assembly#IDComment622098884" target="_blank">We who</a>?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Or else.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Especially explosions.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I, for one, could listen to Sen. Warren berate the SEC all day long.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

*coffee spurt*

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Wellesley College, where uppity woman learn stuff.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Yay Anti-Abstinence!

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chascates's avatar

Wellesley will set the young lady straight on the road to alcohol, pot, and lesbian sex.

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