This morning, our StefanBC brought you the news of the shameless hussy who got all ACLU up in her West Virginia high school's face about some idiot abstinence rally they'd held. Her school principal, who is A Idiot, threatened to call Wellesley -- the college where she's been accepted for the fall -- to tell them about her bad character and "backstabbing." (LOL high school principal, you are a 14-year-old girl.) But we missed this teeny bit of the story:
There's nothing in the Bible says you can't lie. Wait ... let me just check on that...
Maybe if you lost a bet...
I hope he's not 9 years younger than me, because he looks really old.
It makes something grow something.... I forget.
I can't click 'like' enough times on this outcome.
"But we missed this teeny bit of the story"
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/512494\/insolent-west-virginia-teen-infringes-on-speakers-right-to-slut-shame-students-during-school-abstinence-assembly#IDComment622098884" target="_blank">We who</a>?
Or else.
Especially explosions.
I, for one, could listen to Sen. Warren berate the SEC all day long.
*coffee spurt*
Wellesley College, where uppity woman learn stuff.
Yay Anti-Abstinence!
Wellesley will set the young lady straight on the road to alcohol, pot, and lesbian sex.