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Babe Paley's avatar

I can never go anyplace where there might be polar bears, because I know how I am, and I would be like "Oh, hi bear!" and try to cuddle with them, even knowing that they're NOT for snuggles. Look at those paws!

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Polar Bear lives

on the Arctic ice

stay far away

is my advice

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Ram will ram you

so too, the ewe

if either finds itself

with nothing better to do

Menotsure's avatar

To make a meal of stocky goats

Might not seem a crime

To burly pearly polar bears

From a harshly frozen clime

A sneak attack, a horny snack

The greatest of all time.

kmblue187's avatar

Bear: "Mmmmmm, Oreos!

Antifa Commander's avatar

Goats enjoying the Giant Tardigrade exhibit.

Michael's avatar

From their pov definitely not a Care Bear! More like a Scare Bear!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Seals aren’t supposed to have tusks, let alone on their heads.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Now do snarling leopard and bunny rabbits.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That bear is thinking what’s for lunch?

Tommy Mo's avatar

Those goats have devil eyes!

Sojourner Truth's avatar

"Eyes Wide Shut" immersive theater

The Wanderer's avatar

The goats can't bear to watch.

helenasgarden's avatar

Polar bear water ballet! The goats are not impressed. Philistines.

tehbaddr's avatar

Kinda like a Lobster Tank but reversed or sideways. I'll go with orthogonal tangential.

Dialectic.Detective's avatar

That polar bear is looking for the entrance to the buffet.

marcus816's avatar

Satire, lying on its deathbed, just got a much needed injection of Kat! (And Cat!)

Babe Paley's avatar

There's a District Attorney running for governor here and his ad is also awesome--it talks about prosecuting ICE if they come here and break our laws and ends with "and Donald Trump--YOU know what it's like to be prosecuted for crimes". It's full-on anti-trump and anti-ICE and I LOVE it.

Babe Paley's avatar

Is there anything as awesome as Barbra's orange costume there? I feel like people don't wear enough orange.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Careful. You don’t want to summon Rudy in his yellow Joker suit.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Reading the story about Adams it really makes me wonder what happens to men in their 50’s that sends them down these rabbit holes to becoming complete assholes? Were the always assholes but knew better than to run their mouths? Is it some kind of midlife crisis? All I know is it hasn’t happened to me.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I suspect that when women start going through menopause and stop caring what anyone thinks of them (documented in multiple studies), some men go through culture shock. Their formerly compliant wives tell them to fuck off and these guys don't know what to do.

jltympanum's avatar

Renovating the Kennedy center will cost mucho $. Where is that money coming from? Isn't it supposed to be by virtue of an act of Congress (specifically, the House)? What makes the DonCon think he can do this unilaterally? (Same considerations go into the destruction of the East Wing of the WH.)

Antifa Commander's avatar

He’s going to tear it down. It commemorates someone, and not him.

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Regarding Liam and his father: it's good to see that little guy awake, eyes open. The video of him while at the Dilley facility in Texas was pretty scary. But I'm sure the experience will stay with both of them forever. GodDAMN it!

This paragraph, from the PBS article - thank you Judge for getting this in the record:

𝘜.𝘚. 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘵 𝘑𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, "𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘭𝘭-𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺-𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘲𝘶𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘴, 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯."

Runfastandwin's avatar

I love Kat. The DNC hates her which is all the more reason to love her.

mermcoelho's avatar

That political ad was awesome.

Chris Paine's avatar

>>US House candidate from Illinois Kat Abughazaleh has achieved political-ad perfection.<<

OMG! THAT was hilarious!

kmblue187's avatar

Trump was asked by the media yesterday "how bout those Texas victories? and he, as usual, said "Who? I know nothing about that...?" His go-to when his party loses.

Stanta Knows's avatar

It's not just an excuse. He's stupid, ill informed, and losing his short term memory. Unless he was briefed within 5 minutes and has a picture book summary, he really doesn't know about anything (except he wants a McBurger and fries)

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

kat ab - with her attack cat - perfection

IMPOed's avatar

Fuck Dilbert...

Babe Paley's avatar

I’m pretty sure I am dying. Or allergies. One of the two.

My ears are so congested it’s hard to hear and my head feels stuffy.

Sister Artemis's avatar

Might be time for the classic Fill Up a Pot with Lots of Really Hot Water and Lean Over It with a Towel Over Your Head. It does work. Even breathing in the steam from hot tea helps, but that wouldn't get to your ears.

Babe Paley's avatar

You're right.

It wouldn't be such a big deal but I have outstanding hearing, so it's freaking me out more than usual. I am realizing how much I count on it. I just went outside and freaked out because I felt vulnerable and like I couldn't interact with the world the right way, if that makes sense. It's like wearing a blindfold.

Sister Artemis's avatar

That does sound very disconcerting! Please take care, and I hope you find something that helps shake the goo loose.

Or could it also be swollen tissue? if so, anti-inflammatories might help?

VaselineHabits's avatar

I've been dealing with "stuffy" ears for 3 weeks... so fucking over it. I hope you feel better, I'm constantly taking "decongestant" meds

Babe Paley's avatar

I'm compulsively swallowing to try to hear them pop.