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Kirsty Gnome's avatar

"Lookin' for lunch in all the wrong places..."

Babe Paley's avatar

I can never go anyplace where there might be polar bears, because I know how I am, and I would be like "Oh, hi bear!" and try to cuddle with them, even knowing that they're NOT for snuggles. Look at those paws!

Pere Ubu's avatar

I saw a stuffed one at the Fairbanks airport and would like to stay far, far away from them, regardless of floof, because they are HUGE.

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Polar Bear lives

on the Arctic ice

stay far away

is my advice

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Ram will ram you

so too, the ewe

if either finds itself

with nothing better to do

Menotsure's avatar

To make a meal of stocky goats

Might not seem a crime

To burly pearly polar bears

From a harshly frozen clime

A sneak attack, a horny snack

The greatest of all time.

kmblue187's avatar

Bear: "Mmmmmm, Oreos!

Antifa Commander's avatar

Goats enjoying the Giant Tardigrade exhibit.

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

a water bear song--https://www.familyopera.org/drupal/sites/default/files/2018_Web_of_Life/18WoL-Performance/18WoL-09_WaterBears.mp4

Michael's avatar

From their pov definitely not a Care Bear! More like a Scare Bear!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Seals aren’t supposed to have tusks, let alone on their heads.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Now do snarling leopard and bunny rabbits.

Pere Ubu's avatar

Or snarling bunny rabbits.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That bear is thinking what’s for lunch?

Tommy Mo's avatar

Those goats have devil eyes!

Sojourner Truth's avatar

"Eyes Wide Shut" immersive theater

The Wanderer's avatar

The goats can't bear to watch.

helenasgarden's avatar

Polar bear water ballet! The goats are not impressed. Philistines.

James's avatar

I don’t live in Illinois(but I did spend a winter there once in 1983-84), but I would TOTALLY vote for Kat Ab…uh… Abughazaleh (even if I’ll never be able to pronounce her name). And her Attack Cat!🐈

Mark Kelly's avatar

Im pretty sure that DHS has no intention of backing off from their aggressive deportation activities. Trump's remarks were simply a smoke screen, placing blame for anti ICE protests on protesters and deflecting it away from his administration and his ICE goons.

We all know that the ICE surge in blue states is more about sowing chaos and generating negative images of democratic states and cities than about immigration enforcement.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

“Trump’s spokesperson has said: “Neither the president nor his family have ever engaged, or will ever engage, in conflicts of interest.””

I mean, how dumb do you need to be to be a Grampa Assmouth spox? Nobody “engages” in conflicts of interest. It’s what you DO that’s a conflict. Or in the case of the Assmouth family, your entire raison d’etre.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

“The two agents who shot and killed Alex Pretti have been identified from government records by ProPublica as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.”

Seriously, how self-loathing do you have to be?

Mark Kelly's avatar

The "anti-Latino immigrant" energy in the US has created a color line where many Latino Americans actively deny their connection with undocumented Latino immigrants and in fact aggressively oppose them. Look at how many Latino men support Trump. We live in a white supremacist society where "whiteness" and the racist energy it creates is the ideal.

eddi-SABH's avatar

The irony of the names of Alex Pretti killers is just too much. Any producer would fire such a hack writer.

Michael Bowen's avatar

They're both ICE veterans. One has been on the force 8 years, the other 14 IIRC.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Predating the current MAGAhat rush. I guess they found their niche early.

Jude McKay's avatar

Seems that it’s easier to shutter a cultural institution and claim to be “renovating” it than it is to run it after purging the board and repulsing donors, performers and attendees.

KathyintheWallowas's avatar

re: Gates. Who knows where he might have got that? Friend who worked for Msoft back in the day told me recently that he was known for cruising the area in a very expensive car apparently looking for sex. Company gossip, take it for what it was worth, but I like my source.

Hollysdower's avatar

OK, I am now the biggest Kat Abughazaleh fan!

fuflans's avatar

she is dating the onion editor. hope that helps and hope she gets to be my next rep!

Hollysdower's avatar

Wow, now she is a million percent cooler than I already thought!

fuflans's avatar

he was on kara swisher's podcast today. it's good and hopeful and humor...man, damn we need humor now.

Karen Scofield's avatar

Monday's with Tab's and Coffee ☕💯👍

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Could these people be any more criminal and vile? https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/feb/02/contractor-gaza-profits-white-house-gothams

"A US disaster response firm submitted a plan to White House officials that would guarantee 300% profits and a seven-year monopoly over a new trucking and logistics plan for Donald Trump’s Board of Peace in Gaza, according to a November proposal obtained by the Guardian."

Pere Ubu's avatar

Heritage sent me an email the other day AGAIN begging for money to make more deporting happen, the fuckers. And I can see even by just the web link to that story that it's more Fourth Reich "the Fatherland will die without hWite babies" bullshit. I suppose they've got to be thankful American schools do such a shit job of teaching history, or there'd be a WHOLE LOT more folks out there rightly calling them *at the very least* Nazi-adjacent. (Still wonder if they've been reading back issues of The Stormer, or whether it just becomes natural to talk like that when you join the Dark Side.)

beb's avatar

That Trump is closing the Kennedy Center for "renovations" fills me with sadness and dread. Sad that a great institution like that is going empty because fascism is driving away patrons and dread because there has been no discussion of needed repairs,. In all likelihood this will be like his "Ballroom" that begins with demolition and ends in a landfill. It becomes another item on the list of things to de-Trumpify, when the wannabe Mussolini is gone.

beb's avatar

ICE continues to block members of Congress from doing their constitutional duty of inspecting their detention centers. What do they have to hide, the unredacted documents of the Epstein files?