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I just assumed it was unsolicited. Is there any such thing as a "solicited" dic pic?

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(Asking for a friend)

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Make sure you have your agenda.

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Remember-- Shrump is packing the federal courts as we write -- the next 10 years, this could all be taken away.

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It gets worse. I know a fair number of men whose wives left them for other women in the past few years, and I started getting the same side eye. I find that wearing too much jewelry settles them down.

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...yes

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It's the place to be!

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But I thought they were supposed to be ones with the agendas.

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i’m loath to point this out $5, but the graf that 7th district cites “discrimination against gays,” but i have no indication this woman is gay.

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Indeed. Maybe I should have been clearer. By the same logic as the 7th Circuit, the Oklahoma jury found that Tudor was discriminated against on the basis of gender for being the wrong kind of woman. Better?

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I dunno. I just assumed agendas had mystical powers, or something.

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He's for sure a lizard person.

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I think you're thinking of "vagendas".They got mad powers.

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Sometimes it is hit or miss with me too. Dunno why.

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But..., but..., have you not heard about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle?And the fact that, 20 mins after the announcement, our govt released shocking news that Social Security payments were being frozen for twelve months.(How much coverage will that get in tomorrow's papers?)Still, SOMEONE'S got to fork out millions for the joyous occasion, eh?

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