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If people want to vote so bad, they should join up to fight The Bugs. Remember, Service Guarantees Citizenship! Would you like to know more?

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Voting ought to be one of those right you have regardless. Yannow, like guns

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Move Election Day to Veterans Day and give everyone the day off. It would increase turnout and give added meaning to Veterans Day.

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That really is an excellent idea. What better way to honor veterans?

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actually pyongyang babyman has been doing his best to provoke american babyman (like 3 missiles in last week). i've been wondering about this: trump's such a blowhard...

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Hey, maybe we should start a movement!

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Well then, they have no right to bitch, do they? If you're not actually being PREVENTED from voting, then the results are on you if you're too fucking lazy or self-serving to take part in our FUCKING DEMOCRACY.

Christ, that shit pisses me off.

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Nah. I live in Rio. I'll be fine.

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Japan also too.

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are lady rats as slutty as lady cats or Aristocrats?

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I thought "murine" describes mice, not rats, big f--king rats with dicks this long...

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I saw that episode. He really does look like he has "ghost eyes"

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This is why you want the dentist doing triage. They know enough not to overthink it (or else you pick the one who hasn't pissed off your nurse because they definitely are going to do better.)

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I would expect trouble the next time you try to exercise your rights.

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Volunteer for voter registration drives. That is the most important thing we can do now.

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One problem with voter registration drives is that they are strongest in presidential election years. The trick is to motivate voters to vote every election, and to make sure they have the information they need to cast an informed ballot.

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