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Something tells me this guy will be the most uninspiring disabled person ever.

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You're a looney...

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"Beautiful bird, the Norwegian Blue... lovely plumage".

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Nah, I'm not gun and explosives nutty like they were. Grew up around a disturbing amount of it, though. In my extended family's defense, they weren't violent assholes like this guy; they were just dumbasses who liked stuff that asplodes.

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Seems pretty normal for you average homemade shrapnel bomb maker.

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My fave Tom Waits song. What's he doooing in there? InDoNeeesia. Yup That's some nifty lyricing right Thar.

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That's the show that regularly features beautiful horses with one single horn, right?

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REGULATED?! SEE OBAMAR TAKIN ARE FREEDOMMZ

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Or one right, depending on which one he done blewed off.

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Taste's great, less filling!

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I DON'T HEAR ANY OTHER WHITE CHRISTIANS DENOUNCING THIS GUYS ACTIONS

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Or if it went a little higher, he would have to change his name to "Eileen"

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I object to the incompetence.

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"It's only a flesh wound!"

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Meh.

I use a lit cigarette.

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A lone one-legged wolf.

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