We don't actually know if she drinks Lime-A-Ritas. We would like to say from the the outset that we do not hate Nikki Haley. She is easily the most decent and intelligent hire Donald Trump made for his administration, and to this day we don't understand why she allowed her marginally decent name to be shat on by taking a job in the Trump regime. Yes, she is an asshole sometimes, but she also
I don't usually hate tweet, but I trolled her hard for this, even from the account with my actual real-life name on it. To me it's not even about the troops and everyone else who has to work on holidays but more about knowing what is an appropriate public statement for a representative of the United States of America and not being an embarrassment to this country. We already have a president who acts like a petulant toddler, diminishing the US in the eyes of the world every day. We don't need our ambassador to the UN to mimic his behavior.
A friend with a truck driver brother used to have him buy cigarettes in bulk for her in low-tax states and sell them to her workers when they ran out and couldn't just go out and buy another pack.
I got offered a Coors at a party back in the 70's when you couldn't get Coors east of the Mississippi. We had to go back to a bedroom so the rest of the party wouldn't see it and wipe out his supply. At the time, this was the Holy Grail of beers.
It made Budweiser seem robust. General consensus was that maybe it tasted better at a higher altitude.
Huh. I don't seem to recall folks like Hillary Clinton, Samantha Power or John Kerry bitching about long work days due to dangerous dictators who are desperately trying to nuke Alaska for hoots & giggles.
I come to wonkette to spew irritation and snark here rather than on twitter as well as the other bonuses like: 1)learning new recipes2)learning about the latest memes ones kids are laughing about3)finding the sexual motivation behind each scandal (wonkette does dat bestest: Ana Marie Cox's byline was "politics for people with dirty minds." 4)finding the latest cute animal memes like about the badass honey badger and ginger kittens fleeing Domo(see #2)5)learning about other tricks the other gender can do with his genitals that he never told me about (see "helicoptering.")6)cakes we like and cedar cheese
this is not by any means an exhaustive list but I need to return some phone calls for my "day job."
She'd never get anywhere near the bathroom.
Went and saw Despicable M3. Gilbert & Sullivan rule!
I don't usually hate tweet, but I trolled her hard for this, even from the account with my actual real-life name on it. To me it's not even about the troops and everyone else who has to work on holidays but more about knowing what is an appropriate public statement for a representative of the United States of America and not being an embarrassment to this country. We already have a president who acts like a petulant toddler, diminishing the US in the eyes of the world every day. We don't need our ambassador to the UN to mimic his behavior.
That's like the dollar menu at McDonald's is now $1.19. Did someone raise the minimum wage when I wasn't looking?
A friend with a truck driver brother used to have him buy cigarettes in bulk for her in low-tax states and sell them to her workers when they ran out and couldn't just go out and buy another pack.
It's called capitalism, motherfuckers!
Donnie thinks they all went home with Hawkeye.
I got offered a Coors at a party back in the 70's when you couldn't get Coors east of the Mississippi. We had to go back to a bedroom so the rest of the party wouldn't see it and wipe out his supply. At the time, this was the Holy Grail of beers.
It made Budweiser seem robust. General consensus was that maybe it tasted better at a higher altitude.
What the hell is a lime-a-rita ?
Huh. I don't seem to recall folks like Hillary Clinton, Samantha Power or John Kerry bitching about long work days due to dangerous dictators who are desperately trying to nuke Alaska for hoots & giggles.
Agreed. Being that she's the only one with a vaguely functioning brain cell and heart, we should nominate her to be The Whole Cabinet.
I come to wonkette to spew irritation and snark here rather than on twitter as well as the other bonuses like: 1)learning new recipes2)learning about the latest memes ones kids are laughing about3)finding the sexual motivation behind each scandal (wonkette does dat bestest: Ana Marie Cox's byline was "politics for people with dirty minds." 4)finding the latest cute animal memes like about the badass honey badger and ginger kittens fleeing Domo(see #2)5)learning about other tricks the other gender can do with his genitals that he never told me about (see "helicoptering.")6)cakes we like and cedar cheese
this is not by any means an exhaustive list but I need to return some phone calls for my "day job."
didn't Nikki meet Prince in a hotel lobby when one of them was "masturbating with a magazine?"
alright, you guilted me in to paying for labor day for my employees--for now.
[SOB!-would have liked to know you but I was in utero]
I'm sure one could get lots of exotic pelt at the UN. Just sayin'
dass a girl? Is that a "Mongolian spot" on "her" right cheek?