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Mark Linimon's avatar

Toxic Pulsating Goo-Mass is the name of my all-accordian & banjo John Denver cover band.

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Holiday Jen's avatar

What I want to know is why the press are not asking her "In light of Trump's video calling for a new reich, do you STILL support him?"

Because if a Dem said that, it is ALL the press would talk about.

Course, the complicit fuckers won't so Nikki is safe

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Eric Witte's avatar

I’m offended by the “dog to vomit” phrase…your dogs may be uncivilized heathens, but my poodles are beyond reproach…in fact their noses are closer to heaven than when vomit is put before them. HAVE SOME RESPECT!!!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Uh-huh. Now explain the Almond Roca feasts out of the cat box.

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beb's avatar

To misquote Mel Brooks,

Don't be Stupid, be a smartie

Come and join the MAGA party.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Nikki isn't nearly as smart as she believes, and she lacks all semblance of humanity or soul.

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Linda Osika's avatar

I wasn't surprised. And I certainly didn't hope fir better. Nikki Haley is stinker than my kid's butt washcloth.

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

Well, Republicans, if you’re conflicted about your choice this time around, you’re probably better off just staying home.

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Worriedman's avatar

What do you got against dogs?

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Frank Lee's avatar

If there were an emoji for "least surprised face" I would post that here.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

Haley is horrible. Always has been and always will be. How little self respect must she have to still vote for someone who called her a birdbrain and called her husband a coward. Jebus South Carolina how dumb are you?

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Clark Nova's avatar

She got $350,000 from AIPAC the last go-round. More than anyone, even beating out Biden at $300,000.

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Jim Parker's avatar

Jon Stewart's recent commentary of Republican cancel culture (here, if you haven't seen it yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwyyttqvE04) is a clear explanation of why Nikki "I'll never kiss the ring" Haley, kissed the ring, and other, wider, more disgusting parts. As Dok notes, she knows that even the slightest criticism of Dear Leader will result in her cancellation from any future in Republican politics, or any politics at all. These people have only their own personal interests in mind, certainly not the interests of democracy, the Constitution, and social justice.

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Sojourner44's avatar

I would have thought better of her if she had shot her dog.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

There's an objective correlative for ya.

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

One thing you can always count on republicans. They always fall in line. Always

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

"Arrests at the border have actually declined lately"

Well that jes' means th' Biden gummint ain't a-doin' their Jerbs, an' EVEN MOAR of em are sneakin' in! Yew know it's true!!

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

And they are votin’!!!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

And runnin' fer Congress! And livin' together with cats and dogs! And then shootin' the dogs!

Wait, what was this about agin?

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Twice!! Three times if they're already dead!!!

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DrBDH's avatar

I could see a Biden as with clips of Haley talking shit about Trump, ending with “I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.”

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fuflans's avatar

i'm pretty sure i've seen that and they've done that.

i'm kinda amazed at what i see as the biden team's comms policy - which is fabulous - and how little people are seeing it.

i just trash talked one of my liberal podcasts - with seasoned pols. they thought it was a great idea that biden be on truth social and they yucked up the idea a lot.

biden has been on truth social for like 9 months and the posts are HI-larious and all dark brandon.

but i don't know how to fix this.

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Joe Christmas's avatar

I wonder how much they paid the bird brain. Probably more than $130,000.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Yikes. Your moniker. I am currently re-reading "A Light in August."

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