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IMPOed's avatar

Keep digging Deathsentence!

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Anna Rompage's avatar

Haley did reduce South Carolina's overall unemployment rate from 11 percent in early 2011 to 5.5 percent in early 2016

Um, that was Obama that did that, not Haley

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

I don’t know if I would call South Carolina an “economic powerhouse”

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StarJamma's avatar

B-b-but it has mustard-based BBQ sauce!!

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

Dear Nimrata, We don’t need to run from a fascist jerkoff like Death Sentence. We don’t need to pull up our stakes. Thanks for the offer. Go fuck yourself. The Disney Corporation

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Relativicus's avatar

It would take years for Disney to find the land and negotiate a relocation. And Nikki Haley has no authority to enter into talks on behalf of SC. But Ron will probably be taking hits like this from all of the lesser losers, which is funny as far as that goes.

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Aquaman, Real estate investor.'s avatar

That's part of what makes this good for Nikki, there's nothing for her to do, it's not going to happen. But she can use it to beat up pudding fingers all week long.

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Sativa Gummi's avatar

You don't just pick up and move amusement parks of that scale. It is DeSantis that should be moved . . . REmoved!

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clairence's avatar

"Not woke, Not sanctimonious"

will make a great SC tourism bumper sticker

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clairence's avatar

As a presidential candidate, let's look at it from a foreign relations perspective: Haley is promoting "open borders".

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Bunnicula's avatar

This headline is my favorite snark headline of all time. *sniff* Frickin’ poetry, SER.

I’m vague on the definition of shade, but Nikki Haley shading Ron DeSantis is the kind of thing I enjoy. GOPrimary batshit is the most entertaining batshit. Until I remember the entrenchment of minority rule, and then I just want to go hide.

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Aquaman, Real estate investor.'s avatar

Between Florida and other states?

Or are you suggesting tiny D considers Florida to be a different country?

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clairence's avatar

I'm saying scale up what she said from states to nations.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

"I'd just LUV to be his VP pick. He'd NEVER do to me what he did to Pence because I'm SPECIAL!"

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Catbird's avatar

And this , dearest ones, is how Disney could move out of florida. Sue the living shit out of the state, leave the parks and hotels to rot, and accept all the free land South Carolina wishes to give them.

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