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Bitter Scribe's avatar

She really thinks she can run for president by slagging on Biden and ignoring Trump?

More likely she's running for vice president. Lotsa luck with Trump on that one, dear.

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

millions of Americans watch President Biden Trump and believe he exhibits cognitive decline. He rarely takes press questions. He spends most weekends at his vacation home in Delaware golf resort filled with stolen documents and spies. Sadly, he often seems disoriented and confused."

With those little changes, this could be her acceptance speech for VP in 2024.

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mzf's avatar

And look in her mirror.

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messickc's avatar

"I think we can all be very clear and say with a matter of fact that if you vote for Joe Biden, you really are counting on a President Harris.".

And?

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

You mean Nikki (past her prime) Haley? BTW, I'm OK with President Harris. I'd prefer President Warren, but I'll take Harris.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

HFS, she actually said that out loud into a microphone on TV?

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peteywheats's avatar

Nikki Haley: The ultimate GQP messenger of the message "Women of color are not to be trusted!!"

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Cheryl Washer's avatar

Nikki Haley is 50 years old. She either has gone through or is going through menopause. Menopause screws with women’s brains, am I right? Thus, she isn’t fit to be President until we know she has successfully passed through this serious health cliff. She should withdraw now and shut her hormone addled mouth.

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Jensie's avatar

The problem is that voters will not be choosing between an old AF guy and a slightly less old AF (and objectively less healthy) guy- it will be choosing between an old AF guy and the downfall of democracy. And everybody understands that. There is a certain percentage of people who are okay with it, but even they understand what they would be voting for.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

People do realize that at any given moment, any president could die and the VP become president, right?Like, they realize this is a thing and that is why they set it up like that?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

100%He's got a good team, and a good back up.Obligatory sports ref for the day

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

That's why Biden BETTER win. If this country re-elects Trump I'm going to puke, then I'm putting my house on the market, then I'm getting the fuck out of America.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I have no clue. I just remember her pissing off the entire state by shivving one of the biggest donors this shithole state ever had.

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Rock Strongo's avatar

Nimarata is quite the Nimrod, aye?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

She'll never be as authentically cruel and horrible as Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Maybe.

From where I'm sitting, they both look evil.

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NarcissisticWeirdo's avatar

Not almost.

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