This is you: "I want to dress up for Halloween but I'm lazy and have bad ideas. Can you help?" Probably not, but let's take a crack at it anyway. Here are nine "easy" costume ideas for you to briefly consider before you just give up and go as whatever you were last year again (a loser with a bad costume). DISCLAIMER: Please do not actually attempt any of the following costumes, especially the ones involving bodily harm.
Laugh, but that "Lyin' African" sign is the tea parties' greatest moment. I bet that wingnut lady is still holding that sign, and still has that stupid smug grin on her dumb teabag face.
Actually, it appears that she couldn't spell "lion". Which doesn't mean that it's not their greatest moment.
I thought about going as NFL Commissioner Roger Goddell since all that would require is a nice suit, a VHS tape that's been broken in half, and a stack of 2-game suspension letters.
If your partner is going as Bristol you should seriously consider going as Track Palin. It's a simple costume: 1- Drink 2 fifths of Jack Daniels. 2- Take off your shirt. 3- Break your own nose. 4- Put on St George medal. 5- Lose St George medal. 6- Vomit. 7- Pass out.
What I like about her camou skirt is that it at once shows contempt for and tries to suck off whatever honor is associated with military service.
Like when our local team of healthy fit young sportsballers wears camou baseball unis. "We support the troops! We don't go fight, even though we'd be good at it, but we support the poor bastards who do, by wearing these shirts!'
Laugh, but that "Lyin' African" sign is the tea parties' greatest moment. I bet that wingnut lady is still holding that sign, and still has that stupid smug grin on her dumb teabag face.
I wanted to go as a moderate Republican, but the costume shop had never heard of such a thing.
I'd go as our Editrix, but I'm too old to get knocked up.
Actually, it appears that she couldn't spell "lion". Which doesn't mean that it's not their greatest moment.
Easy peasy: don't show up!
Dressed liike that, you're obviously asking to be invaded.
Sexy Ebola Nurse, anyone?
I thought about going as NFL Commissioner Roger Goddell since all that would require is a nice suit, a VHS tape that's been broken in half, and a stack of 2-game suspension letters.
Ew. Can't you use part of last year's David Vitter costume?
I'm dressing as an ebola infected, ghey Muslin anchor babby. TSA should love me tomorrow
If your partner is going as Bristol you should seriously consider going as Track Palin. It's a simple costume: 1- Drink 2 fifths of Jack Daniels. 2- Take off your shirt. 3- Break your own nose. 4- Put on St George medal. 5- Lose St George medal. 6- Vomit. 7- Pass out.
If you go as Bristol, your friends will be more impressed if you also pee on the pavement.
What I like about her camou skirt is that it at once shows contempt for and tries to suck off whatever honor is associated with military service.
Like when our local team of healthy fit young sportsballers wears camou baseball unis. "We support the troops! We don't go fight, even though we'd be good at it, but we support the poor bastards who do, by wearing these shirts!'