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Fucknuts McTaintyshame

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One of my father's customers was a Mr Phuc Wan Zip.

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Get the Miss Universe pageant contestants behind him and call them Trumpy and the Trumpettes. Oh, wait...he burned that bridge, didn't he?

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nicely descriptive but needs tightening up to fit on a bumpersticker.

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I like the sound of The Republican Nominee. Or, Why Jeb Won't Stop Punching Dubya.

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Baldy would probably hurt him in real life, so perhaps Donaldo Jan Tirarase un Pedo - The Mexican's Hairless Dog

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Bosch didn't quite get it right http://anuttara.net/art/var...

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gonnococcal santorum

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He does seem to tweet a lot.

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His Warton application letter?

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The smart brother?

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It depends on the naming structure.

Ornithological - TwatopusBinomial Nomenclature - Assclownis BloviatusCommon Name - Fuzzy Headed News Sucker

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It's one-two-three what are ya fighting for?Don't know but I've got my fart on.Next stop is daddy's wharton.

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My former neighbor, Chapo Guzman (prior to his stay as a guest of the Republic) had a good one: "güero cagaleche" (whitey cum-sucker).

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Oh, that's good!

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the deferment ferret

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