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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

One of my father's customers was a Mr Phuc Wan Zip.

pearlsarefuzzy's avatar

Get the Miss Universe pageant contestants behind him and call them Trumpy and the Trumpettes. Oh, wait...he burned that bridge, didn't he?

willi0000000's avatar

nicely descriptive but needs tightening up to fit on a bumpersticker.

bluicebank's avatar

I like the sound of The Republican Nominee. Or, Why Jeb Won't Stop Punching Dubya.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Baldy would probably hurt him in real life, so perhaps Donaldo Jan Tirarase un Pedo - The Mexican's Hairless Dog

r m reddicks's avatar

He does seem to tweet a lot.

r m reddicks's avatar

His Warton application letter?

Ilgattomorte's avatar

It depends on the naming structure.

Ornithological - TwatopusBinomial Nomenclature - Assclownis BloviatusCommon Name - Fuzzy Headed News Sucker

r m reddicks's avatar

It's one-two-three what are ya fighting for?Don't know but I've got my fart on.Next stop is daddy's wharton.

richardgrabman's avatar

My former neighbor, Chapo Guzman (prior to his stay as a guest of the Republic) had a good one: "güero cagaleche" (whitey cum-sucker).