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fuflans's avatar

i feel your pain. just slightly south of you waiting for the sword of damocles to fall.

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fuflans's avatar

boner's crying!

yeah! change has come to america!!

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Hey guys! What's new? I just turned on my teevee a minute ago and what do I see, but John Boner crying like an old woman.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Stop, you're making me thirsty after all the booze I've had tonight.

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fuflans's avatar

oh man, russ. making me sad.

thank you CALIFORNIA. once again. you made my night in grant park on 2008 and you stemmed the tide tonight.

i just hope you legalized pot.

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fuflans's avatar

!!!!

i don't have any actual words, sorry.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

So Meg Whitman is going to lose the election and millions of her goldline coins; and Senator Milquetoast is going to beat the crazy teabagger lady in Nevada, who will undoubtedly wish now she had granted that interview to Rachel Maddow.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'll go ahead and reveal how talk radio is going to spin ever race tomorrow: When Republicans lose, its because they weren't conservative enough. When conservatives win, it proves the whole country is behind them. When conservatives lose, it's the media fault.

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fuflans's avatar

rancid cotton candy.

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fuflans's avatar

boner is official.

if wonkette promises to last for the next two years, i might not actually slit my wrists.

or cry.

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