Oh sheesh, did they have to take Feingold? We aren't upset because the man was a great senator; we are upset because that was Pagels' seat. It still seems like the Democrats will hold onto the Senate at this, the fifth hour of our long crash into forever-gridlock. Sure, the complete sell-out half of the old McCain-Feingold duo was the one that got elected, but where we seem to be going, that sort of ancient "bipartisanship" thing just seems quaint. The results are still trickling in. We don't know about Nevada or Illinois or Alaska, which will end in a bloody fistfight on the tundra between all of those candidates tomorrow afternoon, most likely. So what is going on in the final hour before we reach the Teabaggers' fabled "November 3"?
So Meg Whitman is going to lose the election and millions of her goldline coins; and Senator Milquetoast is going to beat the crazy teabagger lady in Nevada, who will undoubtedly wish now she had granted that interview to Rachel Maddow.
I'll go ahead and reveal how talk radio is going to spin ever race tomorrow: When Republicans lose, its because they weren't conservative enough. When conservatives win, it proves the whole country is behind them. When conservatives lose, it's the media fault.
i feel your pain. just slightly south of you waiting for the sword of damocles to fall.
boner's crying!
yeah! change has come to america!!
Hey guys! What's new? I just turned on my teevee a minute ago and what do I see, but John Boner crying like an old woman.
Stop, you're making me thirsty after all the booze I've had tonight.
oh man, russ. making me sad.
thank you CALIFORNIA. once again. you made my night in grant park on 2008 and you stemmed the tide tonight.
i just hope you legalized pot.
!!!!
i don't have any actual words, sorry.
So Meg Whitman is going to lose the election and millions of her goldline coins; and Senator Milquetoast is going to beat the crazy teabagger lady in Nevada, who will undoubtedly wish now she had granted that interview to Rachel Maddow.
I'll go ahead and reveal how talk radio is going to spin ever race tomorrow: When Republicans lose, its because they weren't conservative enough. When conservatives win, it proves the whole country is behind them. When conservatives lose, it's the media fault.
rancid cotton candy.
boner is official.
if wonkette promises to last for the next two years, i might not actually slit my wrists.
or cry.