WHOA gun-humpers better put their right hands on their hearts and their left hands on the guns they put in their underpants to make their bulges look bigger, because the beloved National Rifle Association may have been infiltrated by Obama-loving anti-American liberals.
"NRA member Dan Utz of the Chicago area says he tries never to patronize establishments that don’t allow guns."Christ on a cracker. Hospitals? Schools? Churches? What. a. tool.
Guess the gun fetishists have to resort to smuggling their precious pistols up thier butts ("Well this bottle DOES say 'Gun Oil' so you know....")
Not to mention he's prone to "accidental discharges."
Don't forget Jailbait also, too.
Even the gun hustlers know that a bunch of questionable people carrying loaded weapons is a bad idea.
Think, idiots.
They will remove all firing penises.
Guns don't kill people. FIRING PIN FREE ZONES KILL PEOPLE.
Somehow this is N0bama's fault.... THANKS YOU KINYAN MUSLIN COMMIE!
In Ireland, that's crowded.
What's really cruel is removing the means of timely escape from the Hick-Hop stylings of Alan Jackson.
"NRA member Dan Utz of the Chicago area says he tries never to patronize establishments that don’t allow guns."Christ on a cracker. Hospitals? Schools? Churches? What. a. tool.
If NRA outlaws guns, then only non-NRA convention attenders will have guns.Wait...what?
TheCircus is in town, and the Clown Car has enter the big top.
Wait...aren't THEY the 'good guys' with the guns that are supposed to be protecting us? We're all doomed now.
The hypocrisy, it is rank.
Yay!!! I'm so glad someone thought of this!!! I'm just sorry it wasn't me!
OTOH, you might not have to deliver the benies of a "lifetime" membership if your "lifetime" members have little accidents at the arena.